Throw it in the neighbor's yard so he gets the critters and not you.
But if you rub that bacon grease on yourself, your love life is vastly improve.
But if you rub that bacon grease on yourself, your love life is vastly improve.
I've been meaning to aksk you, angie...
That's a curious looking shoe you have in your hand there.
Where did you buy that shoe?
Yes.should i mix up a batch of her favorite badger, egg, ash, and jagermeister smoothies?
It's somebody's birthday today. Somebody's 104th birthday.
damnit!
gah! where's my battery???
why do you have to spoil jaycinth's bday like this!????
I've been meaning to aksk you, angie...
That's a curious looking shoe you have in your hand there.
Where did you buy that shoe?
I recognize that shoe. It was featured in a fashion magazine article, because it is literally "one of a kind."
It was designed by, and custom-made for, Pegleg Peter Pinkleton, AKA "the gay disco pirate"
gah! where's my battery???
why do you have to spoil jaycinth's bday like this!????
How inconsiderate to interrupt our f***ing off with talk about writing!
How inconsiderate to interrupt our f***ing off with talk about writing!
I put in several, actually, and many of them involve Cray and Haggis and psychotic fashionistas because I didn't get the full boxed set of 'Game of Thrones' in hard cover and I can't watch the TV series until I have my hardcover set so I can mark up my paperback set like a true 'Trekkie turned Thronie' and argue about the artistic differences until my face turns blue and steam comes out of my ears and, on top of that I did not get enough Amazon.com gift certificates to buy the half dozen books that were written by AWer's that I have been coveting for years but too broke to buy new so now I am behind in those series also and that means that because I am a sociopath, and an elderly one at that, I am taking full liberty in demanding that........ maybe we ought to start off by making Haggis and Cray look a bit more like Jameson bottles with tutu's and bows. Frilly, Irish-lacy, pale green bows.Jaycinth put in a special request.