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    nurturing tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
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    if that's not old enough ..

    What weighs 4000 pounds, lives in a tree, and is VERY dangerous?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    if that's not old enough ..

    What weighs 4000 pounds, lives in a tree, and is VERY dangerous?
    I don't know, Mr. Bones. What does weigh 4000 pounds, lives in a tree, and is VERY dangerous?
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    why, at two ton apple with a loose stem does, my man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    ...then Cella left, like two days ago, and now you show up... wait... she... then you... ok, if you say something perverted, I'll know something weird is definitely up..
    TWSS.

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    Welcome back, Ang!
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    angie!!!!

    oh dear lord, you poor thing,......
    you MUST need some cray time.








    eta: oh. OH.
    holy crap.
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    that's not right.


    what the hell is going on? why?
    i wasn't even here alllllll day long so there's no way i should have been assulted like this!


    fark.




    angie? HALP!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i wasn't even here alllllll day long so there's no way i should have been assulted like this!
    Apparently, you don't need to be present to win.
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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    I think you look quite distinguished now, battery. Nice suit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger J Carlson View Post
    Apparently, you don't need to be present to win.

    .. and we all know the battery is a real winner ..
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    You spelled wino wrong, porter.

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    You spelled db wrong, Rob.

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    ANGIE!!!!!
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    I'm editing the 'Sensible Man' I STILL love these unpaid gigs


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    that's overkill, dontchya think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    that's overkill, dontchya think?

    My idea of 'overkill' and your idea of 'overkill' are vastly different.





    Vastly.







    Ask Haggis.
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    I bet if she wanted to kill someone over, you'd be the first to know, cray..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


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    na.

    i don't really like talking to him. for one, he's too short.
    and then there's the dog breath.

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    JAYCINTH!!!!

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    as opposed to shapeless and acid ....
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    na.

    i don't really like talking to him. for one, he's too short.
    and then there's the dog breath.
    And you wonder why you can't keep your batter avatar.
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Thanks for all your hard work, Haggis! You are the best mod ever!

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    featuring the lovely and talented



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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    And you wonder why you can't keep your batter avatar.
    *whistle*

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    *dips himself nekkid in the batter to make himself more nummy for da ladies*

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    You want to be deep fried or pan fried?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Deep fried in bacon grease, of course! Women dig bacon...

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    Hey, Ted, I have a dilemma... If a house is going to be vacant for a month or two, is it ok to leave the bowl of bacon grease in the fridge, or should I throw it outside for the critters?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    (yes, I know I'm not Ted)

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    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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