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    Quote Originally Posted by kenthepen View Post
    *sniffs, wipes away a tear*

    Vaya con guacamole, senoritasella
    Aww... Same to you, K to the P!

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    Don't go, Cella! No one else butchers my name quite like you do...
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    *And thus begins the legend........ of..... Cella, the Polish Butchereress*
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    We'll keep the legend alive, won't we ken? You won't even recognize yourself when you return..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    the self ban is coming, cella.


    study hard!
    make us proud.


    or not.



    whatever.



    we're here for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    the self ban is coming, cella.


    study hard!
    make us proud.


    or not.



    whatever.



    we're here for you.
    But what would happen if, say, we neglected to banninate her? Might she then spend too much time here, neglecting her studies, ingesting too much cannabis and turning into some street bum? These are things I must ponder.
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    Either way, she's gonna have a long ride..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Either way, she's gonna have a long ride..
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Thanks for all your hard work, Haggis! You are the best mod ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenthepen View Post
    *And thus begins the legend........ of..... Cella, the Polish Butchereress*
    I'm a little concerned about the mention of a "pol" and "but" here...

    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    We'll keep the legend alive, won't we ken?
    I like where this is going!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I'm a little concerned about the mention of a "pol" and "but" here...
    teehee...You are not... admit it...



    the legendary Cella wouldn't be concerned in the least... in fact, she'd prolly add to that some fudge and yam water..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    the self ban is coming, cella.


    study hard!
    make us proud.


    or not.



    whatever.



    we're here for you.
    Aww!

    That is the sweetest thing I think you've ever said to me!

    That is, if you mean it.



    and if you don't, then well done on being a shallow bastard!

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    But what would happen if, say, we neglected to banninate her? Might she then spend too much time here, neglecting her studies, ingesting too much cannabis and turning into some street bum? These are things I must ponder.
    OH, I would be more than just "some street bum," Haggis.


    I would be the street bum.
    Where you start isn't nearly as important as where you finish. - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Aww!

    That is the sweetest thing I think you've ever said to me!

    That is, if you mean it.



    and if you don't, then well done on being a shallow bastard!

    OH, I would be more than just "some street bum," Haggis.


    I would be the street bum.
    Jaycinth would be so proud of you.
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    teehee...You are not... admit it...



    the legendary Cella wouldn't be concerned in the least... in fact, she'd prolly add to that some fudge and yam water..
    WoW!

    This legendary Cell sounds kinky.



    and hawt!




    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Jaycinth would be so proud of you.
    Good! 'cause when I come back we're gonna tear this place up with accounting jokes!
    Where you start isn't nearly as important as where you finish. - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    WoW!

    This legendary Cell sounds kinky.



    and hawt!





    Good! 'cause when I come back we're gonna tear this place up with accounting jokes!
    You read my last PM, Pumpkin?

    You all strapped in and ready to go?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    *waves from the train station platform*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    You read my last PM, Pumpkin?

    You all strapped in and ready to go?
    I was writing you a terribly clever reply.


    Now don't you feel silly?

    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    *waves from the train station platform*
    *buckles up*

    *holds breath*


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I was writing you a terribly clever reply.


    Now don't you feel silly?


    *buckles up*

    *holds breath*


    Wave good-bye to the nice folks, Cella.

    Now wave good-bye to the rest of us.

    See you sometime around the Ides of March.

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    Bye.



















    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Thanks for all your hard work, Haggis! You are the best mod ever!

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    *sigh*

    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    *hugs pup*

    hasn't been a good day for you, has it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    *hugs pup*

    hasn't been a good day for you, has it..
    Had better.

    *hugs back...gets fresh*
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    *slaps paw*


    eh, on second thought, you've had a bad day..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    *slaps paw*


    eh, on second thought, you've had a bad day..


    The eyes always get to them.
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    You're gonna make me jealous. Nobody ever gets fresh with me. And I have candy...

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    Candy, you say?

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