Read books by AWers!
*sets out a bowl of his Semi-Famous Heinous Anus Pico de Gallo so it'll burn the cooties out of Haggis and he'll feel better*
Or least his equivalent of it.
Just remember, that burning you feel is chemical warfare on the cooties and when it hurts going out later on that is their tactical retreat from a war zone.
I'm here to help, you know that, right?
Your'e a maniac.
Grill me a cheese.
i'd reply but i can't,...
my oats are getting cold.
good day, pd.
and nina, no'm. i ate my oats before they had a chance.
p.s. mrs. cray who is doing zumba (whatever that is) in the living room.
no, silly! it's not thursday. wait, is it?
i don't know what it is.
all i can tell you is that it's funny.
That chick's hitting on you, man.
*high fives cray*
umm haggis, what do i do now?