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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post


    Darth Nina strikes again!
    Sweet.

    Where's your playhouse?

    eta: And furthermore, what was it you were doing in that theater anyhow?
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    Whatever it was, I hope he took the red boots off his hands first..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Sweet.

    Where's your playhouse?

    eta: And furthermore, what was it you were doing in that theater anyhow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    No ballet, yet


    he's still working on the hokey pokey.


    First, when there's nothing but a slow glowing dream...

    ... Nina creates a star!







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    leaves Jessica Alba in thread for the morning...

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    *sets out a bowl of his Semi-Famous Heinous Anus Pico de Gallo so it'll burn the cooties out of Haggis and he'll feel better*

    Or least his equivalent of it.




    Just remember, that burning you feel is chemical warfare on the cooties and when it hurts going out later on that is their tactical retreat from a war zone.

    I'm here to help, you know that, right?

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    FEMA knows that, Ted.

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    good morning!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    *sets out a bowl of his Semi-Famous Heinous Anus Pico de Gallo so it'll burn the cooties out of Haggis and he'll feel better*

    Or least his equivalent of it.




    Just remember, that burning you feel is chemical warfare on the cooties and when it hurts going out later on that is their tactical retreat from a war zone.

    I'm here to help, you know that, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    *sets out a bowl of his Semi-Famous Heinous Anus Pico de Gallo so it'll burn the cooties out of Haggis and he'll feel better*

    Or least his equivalent of it.




    Just remember, that burning you feel is chemical warfare on the cooties and when it hurts going out later on that is their tactical retreat from a war zone.

    I'm here to help, you know that, right?
    Oh, my. That looks...dangerous.

    There's no cilantro in that, is there?
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    Ah, I think there's cilantro in most all salsa...
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    Shhh!

    Don't say it, pd!

    If you say it, it can hear you!

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    I don't think those little green specks are cilantro... those are concentrated capsican pellets..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Shhh!

    Don't say it, pd!

    If you say it, it can hear you!

    i'll say it,.....



    Yeah, you and that donkey both got a long ride.

    I think I feel worse for him though, than you.

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    Your'e a maniac.
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Brilliant comeback, cray! Genius! You can even say that about the post below yours. And even mine!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    i'd reply but i can't,...

    my oats are getting cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i'll say it,.....



    Yeah, you and that donkey both got a long ride.

    I think I feel worse for him though, than you.
    Obviously someone miss Jess this morning - between her and your battery-flash-dance I thought you'd be all chipper and stuff...



    good morning to ya though
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i'd reply but i can't,...

    my oats are getting cold.

    Your looking to have your oats warmed,



    aren't you?
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    good day, pd.



    and nina, no'm. i ate my oats before they had a chance.
    they're done.






    p.s. mrs. cray who is doing zumba (whatever that is) in the living room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    good day, pd.



    and nina, no'm. i ate my oats before they had a chance.
    they're done.






    p.s. mrs. cray who is doing zumba (whatever that is) in the living room.
    I'm assuming "zumba" is just another name for qW.
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    no, silly! it's not thursday. wait, is it?
    no.





    i don't know what it is.
    all i can tell you is that it's funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    good day, pd.
    winks at sexy Cray - cracks up laughing
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    That chick's hitting on you, man.

    *high fives cray*
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    *high five!*









    umm haggis, what do i do now?

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