Ted VanFondant can't cook.
How's that for a title?
Way off the mark, doll. I not only can cook, I can cook quite well, and people enjoy eating my finished dishes. I'll have you know not all of the goodies I have to offer make you extremely sleepy and forgetful.
Of course, if you'd like some help with the sleep thing, I do have these cookies....
Now I have to wonder how does one go about doing that for a haunted/possessed doll?