There's one good thing about Ohio: it's not Notre Dame.
Damn straight!
You know, I'll tell you guys a story about just how obnoxious Ohio people can be.
I went to Western Illinois University. It's a small, proud state school in an area not well funded and full of economic hardships. The area used to be called Forgottonia because the state and federal grants just went on by us. But after years of saving and lobbying, they finally got money for a badly needed library because the current one was falling apart. It was too old and too full of books. The doors wouldn't close and cracks were forming because of the settling.
So they got a new library. There was an odd problem, though. At night, from a distance, when the lights were on it spell OHIO all around the oddly shaped building. It seems the architect found out that it was a university library and decided to rub his alma mater into everybody's nose. So for a few years, every night, I would look to my favorite building on campus and be reminded of just how obnoxious people from Ohio can be.