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    Thanks, fella.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    *reads Angie's post*
    *steals Angie's cocktail*
    *reads Ted's post*
    *steals Ted's cocktail*

    Good game.
    *watches, smiles and waits.* You know, it's the ones that don't need duct tape or a tranquilizer dart that I prefer. It's like Santa giving me a present.

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    I hate everybody.

    Here, this will cheer you up. Maybe. I dunno, it would me.

    *sends Haggis pics of the last person to steal a bait-drink*

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    cray? I hate you most of all.
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    Nice wood, Haggis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    cray? I hate you most of all.

    i wish i understood why you'd say something like this.


    i also wish all of the people here could see the thread in the non-existent mod room where it is intimated that one of the supermods is responsible for your current situation because MINI-MODS CANNOT CHANGE AVATARS.

    i will wait for your apology,sir.

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    Mini-mods. Ha.
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    I think we should just call cray "Mini-Mod" from now on. Minnie for short.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Nice wood, Haggis.
    :|

    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i wish i understood why you'd say something like this.


    i also wish all of the people here could see the thread in the non-existent mod room where it is intimated that one of the supermods is responsible for your current situation because MINI-MODS CANNOT CHANGE AVATARS.
    That's because you intimated it. Everyone there knows it's a lie.

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    i will wait for your apology,sir.
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    And I will call him, "Mini-Mod". *cue music*

    You know, Cray--being a short little runt isn't all that bad. You get drunk quicker, you can fit into smaller places and if things get bad you can always hire yourself out to get tossed in bars.

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    He's already got a bald pip, so he'll fit right in.












    *waits...*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    :|
    What?? It looks like a nice piece of lumber.
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    cray watches kids on Netflix.
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    Will it never end?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Will it never end?
    Apparently, it will end, on December 21st...

    Didn't anyone tell you?
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    that's what i heard too, kelly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    that's what i heard too, kelly.
    Where? On The View?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW
    You're a smug, sneering, ranting asshole, and yet even when I despise your position, I like you.
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    Wow. Someone luvs Haggis. That's three avatar changes today so far...

    And yet Cray remains with the Brian spanking thing. I'm still waiting for Stewie to walk in...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post

    And yet Cray remains with the Brian spanking thing.

    that's true. you would,....
    excuse me for a second, gilroy.

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    Where? On The View?




    ..where was i? oh yeah, you'd think that my original huge and awesome and super-wonderful battery avatar would be reinstated by now, wouldn't you!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    Wow. Someone luvs Haggis. That's three avatar changes today so far...

    And yet Cray remains with the Brian spanking thing. I'm still waiting for Stewie to walk in...
    More like six, Gilroy.

    And it's not Stew who's doing it. It's cray. Regardless of what he says.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    More like six, Gilroy.

    And it's not Stew who's doing it. It's cray. Regardless of what he says.

    he's talking about stewie walking into the scene portrayed in my avator, you goof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    he's talking about stewie walking into the scene portrayed in my avator, you goof.
    Oh. That Stewie.

    Well, what do you expect. I can't think straight. My mind is caught up in my despair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I can't think straight.
    Just for clarity.

    Carry on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Oh. That Stewie.

    Well, what do you expect. I can't think straight. My mind is caught up in my despair.

    ...and a giant hello kitty head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Will it never end?
    Nice bow.

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    ...and a giant hello kitty head.
    That too.
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    It's rather disturbing here today, more so than any other Tuesday.
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