The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

Well...you can't say you don't deserve...it...whatever 'it' is...

Of course I don't deserve it (whatever "it" is). I'm just a poor, innocent puppy.

...and I've just received a threatening rep.

That doesn't look like Nina or Reg's handiwork.
*shudder*

Gilroy Cullen said:

That doesn't look like Nina or Reg's handiwork.
*shudder*

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Oh, no. It's much worse than either of them.

knowing leukman i'd say he's going to make a play for the hot dog, haggis.

watch your back.

Yeah, keep you're eye on him, haggis.
Congrats on the milestone, btw. You too, cray.

Yeah, you and that dog both got a long ride...

who do you feel worser for?

Hey Haggis?

*grabs quickie around the throat, throttles him for several minutes, stuffs him in an extra-large--two gallon size--ziplock bag, wraps the bag in duct tape, boxes it, mails it to an out-of-business gas station ten miles north of Saskatoon*











Sorry.

*sniff* that was beautiful, rob.


just beautiful.



you should post it in the poetry section as well.

cray said:

just relax, spanky, we got this.

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Okay...

something happened over the weekend [probably Monday actually]...

I don't wanna know what you boys have been up to.


Happy Tuesday everyone. It's a 2day week for me [not really cause I got a butt load of editing to do on the fairy tale] - so yay, and Happy-Thanksgiving-approaching

robeiae said:

*grabs quickie around the throat, throttles him for several minutes, stuffs him in an extra-large--two gallon size--ziplock bag, wraps the bag in duct tape, boxes it, mails it to an out-of-business gas station ten miles north of Saskatoon*

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You could have mailed him to Jersey. I hear they'd roast a rabbit, they're so desparate for a warm meal...

Good morning, Gilroy, and all the ships at sea!
FYI Gil - I'm in Jersey already, so, yeah...the awesome quotient is pretty much filled in the Garden State at the moment.

*flexes glutes*
KA-HOSER, EH?

Wait 'til they get a load of me in Saskatoon! I hear the buffalo grass is lovely this time of year.

Leukman said:

Hey Haggis?

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I hate everybody.

...butt, do you hate yourself too?

PorterStarrByrd said:

...butt, do you hate yourself too?

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Yes.

I do have nice boobs, though.

believe that should mean your half dozen or so doobs .eh?

Haggis said:

Yes.

I do have nice boobs, though.

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Way to arouse Cray, Haggis.

Would your avi be less, or more, disturbing if that thing prepping next to the giant hot dog was male?

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I had no idea polar bears lived in Jarmany...

Silly monkey. That's not a polar bear.

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<-------- What have I done to deserve this kind of torture, cray?

Nice pins, sister.