The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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parumpdragon

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Not on my watch!

Oh...sorry.

I thought you said potato.
 

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ha! i just watched the frontline show last night on the final exit network.
 

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Cray got a new stick deoderant today.

The instruction said, 'remove cap and push up bottom'.

As you can see, Cray can now barely walk (worse than usual), but I expect that when he flatulates the room will smell lovely.
 

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*taps Mike*

Yo, Mike, get a load of this:

Mrs. Haggis was standing in the kitchen, preparing the usual breakfast.

As Haggis pranced in, barely awake, she turned to him and said, 'You've got to gimme nookie this very moment!'

His eyes lit up and he thought, 'Either I'm still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embrased her and gave it his best effort, right there on the kitchen table.

After he finished and she thanked him, he was happy but a little puzzled. 'What was that all about,' Haggis asked.

Mrs. Haggis explained, 'The egg timer is broken.'













:thankyou:
 

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Cray got a new stick deoderant today.

The instruction said, 'remove cap and push up bottom'.

As you can see, Cray can now barely walk (worse than usual), but I expect that when he flatulates the room will smell lovely.
If he hadn't been wearing a cap at the time he'd still be stuck on the first part.
 

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*rereads directions*

wait, where's the cap now?
 

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Srsly.

It's gone beyond redonkulous now.

Verging on assinine.
 

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Okay, well, that was fun! Give me a call next time you need someone to kill the thread.
 
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