The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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***This is the part of town your mother warned you about. But you come here anyway. You heard the rumors. The truth is, well, interesting.

The cab driver chuckled when he let you out on the corner. He knows all about it. After all, he comes down here a few times a night.

You’re standing in front of a club. Through the windows you can see the patrons dancing. You’ve been in that club before. But it is not your destination tonight.
No.
This evening you walk past the club and turn down the poorly lit alley. You pass a dumpster. The resident accosts you, but you knowthe routine and you’ve brought along a couple bottles of Nighttrain to pay the toll.

A cat hisses and a dog snarls. You’re used to it. The requisite number of bacon wrapped steak nuggets always does the trick.

It’s a dead end. But to your left, there’s a door. You know the signal. You get in. The 1,200-pound yak knows you; you’ve never caused any trouble.
You descend the stairs, familiar scents drift past your nose. The cloak dude takes your coat and you walk through the door into.............***


Welcome to the Comedy Cabaret!
I’m glad to see you here.
..Quite frankly, I’m glad to see any of you here.
.... so you’ll be happy to know we’ll no longer be offering sushi.
On the bright side, though,
I’ve hired a new chef.
His name is Melkeesadeck
That’s right. Just like the bible, but spelled funny.
I call him ‘Mel’
He calls me, ah, ...it doesn’t translate well.
But...he knows how long to boil a cheeseburger,
and how many times to hit it, too.
Seriously folks,
The bar is well stocked,
I know what you all prefer,
Your servers are ‘Cindy’ and ‘Ron’. They work for tips, so please be generous.

As for the teenagers hiding out in the back of the bar, I know who you are. See that black light enhanced beaded curtain? Through that curtain is the arcade. You can purchase an arm band for a joke and play all day, but no way is the bartender going to give you anything stronger than a double chocolate mocha-latte malted shake.

So folks, make yourselves comfortable. Order a drink and sit a spell, or grab the mike.

It is ALWAYS open mike night in this caberet.

And, now, I’m going to step off the stage, and open it up to you. Tell a joke or a quip and anecdote or sing your favorite ‘comedy song’.
***steps off stage and meanders to the back of the club to watch.***
 
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Teh Comedy Cabaret--Next Gen

Welcome to the eleventythird iteration of the Cabaret Thread.

You may begin drinking at any time.

Please remember to use your inside voice.

We just got back from a wonderful road trip. I'd like to thank fellow Cabbie NinaK for her wonderful picture taking, which even challenges that done by our own Silver King who hasn't even managed to catch a zebra yet. Nina's picture taking was so good she even took pictures of places we never managed to get to. Here are some of them:

The Horror Forum

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Novels

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P&CE

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Conquering Challenges

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Office Party

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Cooking

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And Western

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I probably forgot some.

So enjoy the pics, enjoy the mellow of a trip well taken, and above and beyond all, remember one more thing.

INNUENDO!
 
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one can only hope that this one ends better than the last.








and Nina is the bomb! awesome work!

thank you, Nina!!!
 
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Nina is most definitely the bomb. That was some awesome stuff.

I didn't even copy the campfire or the bus pics, but peeps can see those in the old thread. Right before that pic of Leukman and Jessica.
 

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Oh, thank dawg, I can change my avi back. That was painful.

Well done on the photography, Nina! You should post some of those in SK's nature factory thread. :roll:
 

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Hell yeah she should! 'Cos there ain't nothing more natural than that!

Than us!

I mean...yanno...and stuff.









PS. I blurve you, Nina.
 

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**Wanders in, looks around**

Meh.

Drink!



Kudos, Nina, awesome work.
 

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This place smells too clean. How long till qW shows up?
 

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Shhh, he doesn't know where we are. He'll never think to look for us here.
 

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I had something for this...
Besides, it takes him some time to file off the tether.

*strolls out of can*
Whew! That was just epic.

Hey, everybody!
*high fives all around*

Oh, damn. Forgot to wash my hands again.
*shrugs*
*sits at bar, orders carafe of the house whiskey, sifts through beer nuts looking for cashews*
How about that Nina, huh? She gots mad skizllz, yo.
 

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Ayuh. That did the trick.

*eats skizllz*

It's like a rainbow in your mouth.
 

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Welcome to the eleventythird iteration of the Cabaret Thread.

You may begin drinking at any time.

Please remember to use your inside voice.

We just got back from a wonderful road trip. I'd like to thank fellow Cabbie NinaK for her wonderful picture taking, which even challenges that done by our own Silver King who hasn't even managed to catch a zebra yet. Nina's picture taking was so good she even took pictures of places we never managed to get to. Here are some of them:

The Horror Forum

'photos'

I probably forgot some.

So enjoy the pics, enjoy the mellow of a trip well taken, and above and beyond all, remember one more thing.

INNUENDO!

one can only hope that this one ends better than the last.



and Nina is the bomb! awesome work!

thank you, Nina!!!

So awesome, and Nina is the bomb!!!
 
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...It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. A pirate ship appeared on the horizon!


Whoops. Wrong room...

Well at least there's some action going on somewhere....
 

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No, not that other one. The other other one.

eta: What's wrong with Bernie? I see he's not keeping out the riffraff.

Perhaps he's still car sick
 

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Why is it that everytime there is a new thread it snows in moose rapids like it is going to now but thank dawg i got back from the computer thingy store with a new key board so all of my problems are over now except that i am going to have to spend some time sharpening my snow shovel and the sunflower seeds might get get covered up in snow and make the turkeys mad or starve which the chipmonks wont because it looks like they have already headed for their caves so the bluejays wont bother them any more now that the gooses and the humming birds and the loons have gone on vacation far away from here but the lake has not frozen over yet because.
 
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