Do You Think You Could Respond To This? (Part II)

How many have you hacked off with your rusty sushi knife and stored in the pickle jars of formaldehyde you keep spread around your bedroom and eerily backlit in green like some kind of sexual horror show?

What kind of women do you date?

Is Lorena Bobbitt one of them?

Are you saying neither of you has ever been hired by a psychopathic dickapitator to install shelving and creepy green lights so she can display her collection in her bedroom?

Can you help me change this light bulb, DJ?

Oh you think I'm falling for that trick again?

Again? Um, do you have spares?

When did the subject change to bowling?

Didn't you just change it now because you're feeling squeamish?

Do people often get squeemish when you start talking about your hobbies?

Weren't we talking about Wiggins' hobbies?

Is that what you'd like us to believe?

Are you one of those belief trumps facts people?

Doesn't Trump end every other sentence with "believe me," so doesn't that mean that what he says is true?

Don't you know it's rude to pick on the developmentally disabled?

Are they hiding your sack lunch again?

Are you fine with it if I just start ignoring you and reply only to the interesting people?

Why would you threaten people you find interesting?

Do you find conversation threatening?

Have you met my ex-wife?

How do you know I'm not your ex wife?

When did you cut off your other horn?

Shouldn't you have noticed it at some point?

Is there any point?

Don't you know this is pointless?