What's so great about getting a Nobel?
*Ponders if asking question because she doesn't have one*
And I just schooled someone in Story Research. It felt good. Plus I could apply the lectures I paid money for
And now I feel the urge to start eating her dress.
Me: How about some satin sheets?
YAm I the only one who doesn't care about word count? Would it be more motivating to keep track?
Evening, folks. MrMac has gone out, leaving me alone with tea and chocolate biscuits. Mmmmmmmm...... 8)
Edible Bos!
Yum!
oh yes, i see what i did there
Prize money.
And the ability to win every argument you ever have from then on.
Other person: "I think you're wrong."
You: "Do you have a Nobel Prize?"
Other person: "Well, no, but..."
You: "Then STFU."
I recommend high thread count sateen sheets, for the sole reason that if you dive onto the bed, they will jettison you right off the other side. This is hilarious.
Though slightly concussive.
Edible Bos!
Finished work. It's 9pm. Two hours of writing ahead of me. Who's with me? Anyone up for a war?
Of course it isn't, you old perv.For some of us this is not a problem.
I'll be right there!
Of course it isn't, you old perv.
And to you, too, Kricket.
And only in my fondest dreams do I look like my avatar, so don't get any ideas.
You, my dear, are a sex pot. The sexy kind, not the cooking kind.
You, my dear, are a sex pot. The sexy kind, not the cooking kind.
There's a cooking kind?
Just what exactly do you do in the kitchen??
.... and would you need an assistant?
(Because I just noticed the existence of that emoticon and really wanted to use it. =^_^=)
Anyone writing novellas (all types of fantasy or horror, but not hard SF) *not looking at anyone in particular* might want to look at this thread I've just created in the Paying Markets forum here.
They also have anthologies open for submissions - I'm just about to create that thread as well.
Finished work. It's 9pm. Two hours of writing ahead of me. Who's with me? Anyone up for a war?