*Coughs a little bit*

I HATE MY DAMN EYES.
Seriously, why the hell do 5 minutes on the computer make them feel as if they've been dissolved by acid? WHY does my head feel like it's been used as a drum whenever I write as little as 3 words on Microsoft Word??

WHY IS IT SO DAMN PAINFUL to be a writer? My fingers hurt, my eyes hurt, my head hurts, my legs are cramped from not moving, and, oh, I'm vitamin D deficient now!!

Damn problems.

*Emits the loudest possible sigh in the world*