The Junk welcomes you to Purgatory Vol. 7:
When you're no longer mesmerized by his come-hither glare, you'll notice that the furniture is cleaned and rearranged in a more comfortable pattern, the bar is fully stocked, and there are plenty of dark corners for those who wish to retire from the general zaniness for a time.
Please note that the cleaning staff is patient and forgiving, but they request that the wild parties end before 7 am because they don't like vacuuming around us.
And... here we go.