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    ...then PETA had her arrested.

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    ...talk to your car, it's never going to talk to you.

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    ... eight legged.

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    ...delicious piece of chocolate, but then I ate it.

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    ... bacon, lots and lots of bacon.

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    ...is safe provided it's light out.

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    ... never sleep.

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    ...fail, have I really succeeded?

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    .... jump in your mouth when you yawn.

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    ...are just as likely as anyone to catch the bus.

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    ... has a huge crush on Herbie.

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    ...maybe you should get out and push.

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    ...not a teenager was stirring.

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    realizes he has to sign a waiver to have those super-extra spicy wings?


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    ...tedium and nonchalance, I've made it through another season of Neighbours.

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    hilarious. (Seriously. I'm reading Lamb by Christopher Moore. Will be reading more by him!)

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    ...if the world stopped spinning.

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    ...the bus ran me over.

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    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    ...bowl of popcorn.

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    ...was the best zombie chic flick I've ever seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    ...six fingers!

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