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    I'm pretty sure April Fool's Day doesn't happen until Tuesday...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Face View Post
    I'm pretty sure April Fool's Day doesn't happen until Tuesday...

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    Unprintable Fooling Opinions?
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    Found it!
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    haz a shiny new book cover Christine N.'s Avatar
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    Um, it's here. You just have to look for it...
    Christine

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    "The Watchmaker's Ball" (short story), to be included in BEWARE THE LITTLE WHITE RABBIT (anthology), coming April 14 from Leap Books


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    Ha! Found it! Nicely played, AW.

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    haz a shiny new book cover Christine N.'s Avatar
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    I also see someone let the Avatar Thief loose...
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    A CURSE OF ASH AND IRON: Coming Spring 2015 from Curiosity Quills Press

    "The Watchmaker's Ball" (short story), to be included in BEWARE THE LITTLE WHITE RABBIT (anthology), coming April 14 from Leap Books


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    I see we're aiming for a subtler approach this year....
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    "Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat. "We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
    "How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”

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    This?

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    Hey, what happened to my oontz-oontzing DJ cat?

    Hmph, I'm bummed they didn't use Comic Sans. :pouts:

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    'Nuff said.

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    CURSE YOU, AVATAR THIEF!!!

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    *just hopes the thief doesn't get my dragon mixed up with Hello Kitty when she brings mine back*
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    Quote Originally Posted by night-flyer View Post
    *just hopes the thief doesn't get my dragon mixed up with Hello Kitty when she brings mine back*

    Brings you back...

    Er... N-F, you do have your avatar backed up, don't you?



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    Offering my services to search out this avatar thief. My usual rate applies, but...because we're friends, I'll only charge you if I find him. Or her.

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    I forgot to save my avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyia View Post
    Brings you back...

    Er... N-F, you do have your avatar backed up, don't you?
    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    are they not going to bring it back?!




    not really, of course I do. lol.
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