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    I think you got the punctuation wrong.

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    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Hello!!! I have survived another day. Today I got to watch two older people begin the afternoon on opposite sides of the table, and by the time I clocked out, they were on top of each other. I won't give anymore visuals other than, at one point I believe the gentleman had his mouth around a body part of the lady's that I could not and did not want to identify.

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    Talking

    Here. Feel. Free. To distribute these wherever you deem appropriate, throughout my writings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydneyd View Post
    Hello!!! I have survived another day. Today I got to watch two older people begin the afternoon on opposite sides of the table, and by the time I clocked out, they were on top of each other. I won't give anymore visuals other than, at one point I believe the gentleman had his mouth around a body part of the lady's that I could not and did not want to identify.
    Ah, spring, when an old fart's fancy turns to, uh, lust.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydneyd View Post
    Hello!!! I have survived another day. Today I got to watch two older people begin the afternoon on opposite sides of the table, and by the time I clocked out, they were on top of each other. I won't give anymore visuals other than, at one point I believe the gentleman had his mouth around a body part of the lady's that I could not and did not want to identify.


    Thanks for your thoughtfulness, Syd. Glad you didn't provide more details. Some things really should be kept private. Really, these people should spend some time in a more conservative environment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie View Post
    aww, thx much, dear Gail. 'Bout time you got back to us! Missed you. Hope all is well 'n you guys are all havin' fun on kazy's b-day! There's still lots o' s 'n confetti!

    Awesome! I knew if I stopped in, there'd be a birthday cake for KLM.




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    Quote Originally Posted by kenthepen View Post
    Here. Feel. Free. To distribute these wherever you deem appropriate, throughout my writings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Yeah, right, spring. And summer, fall, winter, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays. . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    * Whispering*

    I see Kay is calling it a night.
    Guess it's too late to cancel the Elvis impersonators and the Chippenhdale crew?





    Nevermind me, I'm just here for the Chippendales.

    Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday, Kay!
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    Just when I think that this thread couldn't possibly get any stranger...it does.


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    Elvis and the Chippendales? Why does that sound vaguely familiar? Maybe a movie I've seen?
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    Thanks for the birthday wishes. I just got back from seeing Hunger Games. Not bad for a kiddo show. I might have to move up to adult films now.


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    The adult stuff will only ruin your innocence. You can't watch those until you're at least in your fifties.
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    Ah, something to look forward to then.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Someone mentioned adult films right here right now?

    Happy birthday kay and many happy returns!

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    hmm...why does that sound familiar?
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    For some reason I think you're naughty.

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    And my comp froze and I'm busting for a pee and c u l8r

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    How about a mad hatter cake?!

    Hope you had a great birfdays, Kay!



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    Good morning, house of funners IV.



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    Happy birthday, Kay!

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    hmm...why does that sound familiar?
    Now, that coming from you I belive. AC...not so much. :P
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    What about now? Is it a better time now?
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