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Thread: Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

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    I could use some pie. A lot of pie. Preferably chocolate custard, with real whipped cream. Or a triple-layer german chocolate cake with extra pecans in the icing. You don't happen to have anything like that kicking around, do you?

    The kee cat looks harmless. Drunk, but soft and fuzzy and harmless. I'll keep my eye out, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    It's Be Nice to Cats Day!
    Looks like it's drunken, couch potato cat day.

    I may have to take over your modly job until you can sober up.

    *goes to find Barney pics for AC's new avie*
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    DO IIIIIIT!

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    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



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    Here's a Barney pic that fits him...



    Barney from the Simpsons...or

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    Aww Who needs some pats? Does the wittle AC need pats? A treat? Do you want a treat?



    (I have no idea where this bravery is coming from)

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    You do know I have worse things in my arsenal than Barney?



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    ha! Poor Syd is going to be a pink pony! Better you than me. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    You do know I have worse things in my arsenal than Barney?
    Yeah, Syd!


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    I rejoice in the idea of me being a pink pony. There is nothing I would love more.










    (reverse psychology!)

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    I didn't say anything about a pink pony.



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    *gives AC pie*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydneyd View Post
    I rejoice in the idea of me being a pink pony. There is nothing I would love more.(reverse psychology!)
    Really? really, reallyyyyy, Syd? I would've thought sex bomb is far more appealing!


    ETA: Just saw the bit about reverse psychology. Two ETAs on the same day, on the same page. Sheesh! Time to crawl back into my hovel and hide until nightfall.
    Last edited by Purple Rose; 03-28-2012 at 10:15 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by night-flyer View Post
    *gives AC pie*
    *puts a hold on changing n-f in to Carrot Top . . . nude*



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    Muahaha yes!

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    Too bad. That Carrot Top is some sex bomb!
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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    *puts a hold on changing n-f in to Carrot Top . . . nude*
    OH CRIKEY!!

    *reports post*

    *takes cat's bottle away from him*
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    I said it was on hold. For now.

    Pie!



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    Not nice to hold that over somebody...(and by somebody, I mean me)

    I hear that Ken really likes Carrot Top, though...
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    Nope. Purple Rose was the one what called him a sex bomb. Before AC named him.

    Not only is she weird, but she's clairvoyant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by night-flyer View Post
    I hear that Ken really likes Carrot Top, though...
    I have one of the Village People for Ken.



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    Golly, I don't know if I can live up to that "Macho Macho Man" image.
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenthepen View Post
    Nope. Purple Rose was the one what called him a sex bomb. Before AC named him.

    Not only is she weird, but she's clairvoyant.
    Weirde, maybe. Clairvoyant, maybe but really Ken, the sex bomb reference was for Syd. Tom Jones wrote his great hit for her. Or maybe he didn't. Maybe some of us here on HoF simply dedicated that song to her. Maybe it wasn't "some of us" but "one of us" and maybe that one was me. I got plenty of support from other Funners and zero objection from Syd.

    And that's what you missed on the previous episode volume of HoF.

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