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    I will write you a note.

    Dear Judge Person,

    NF isn't feeling well and frankly, even if she was, I would excuse her from this sham of an attempt for justice. Do your job.

    Sincerely,
    Syd the Fantastic.

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    I was going to write you a note too, nf, but Syd got there first!

    And hers is properly punctuated!

    Mine was just a lot of roaring and jazz handing. It was mostly pictures.

    ROAR

    *jazz hands*

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    I really want to see your note.

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    Me too! I think it would go over well in court.

    Great note, Syd. I'll copy it and send it to the courthouse right away. I'm sure the judge will say:

    Who the hell is NF?
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    LOL.

    Maybe if you do *jazz hands* in court often enough, they'll stop summoning you on grounds of insanity?

    I mean, when was the last time you saw a Muppet in court?
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    Muppets Go to Court...
    somehow, that movie hasn't been made.

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    You know what I've been wondering?

    What goes through the minds of the people who create toaster settings?

    Seriously. My toaster goes up to 6.

    3 is crispy. 4 is kind-of burnt, fairly black. I'm assuming 6 actually sets the toast on fire and burns your house down.

    What's up with that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydneyd View Post
    I really want to see your note.
    Unpossible. I ate it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Face View Post
    You know what I've been wondering?

    What goes through the minds of the people who create toaster settings?

    Seriously. My toaster goes up to 6.

    3 is crispy. 4 is kind-of burnt, fairly black. I'm assuming 6 actually sets the toast on fire and burns your house down.

    What's up with that?

    /derail
    This is much like the whole excalibur business, Cliff. Only the true king may successfully use a toaster to brown his bread to perfection.

    ROAR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydneyd View Post
    Muppets Go to Court...
    somehow, that movie hasn't been made.
    Courting Muppets!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Face View Post
    LOL.

    Maybe if you do *jazz hands* in court often enough, they'll stop summoning you on grounds of insanity?

    I mean, when was the last time you saw a Muppet in court?
    Never, but I have seen them in the loony bin and it's not a purty sight. I do not want to go back to the loony bin. Though I do visit the asylum often.
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    I think zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...:...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    To Be Continued

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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



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    Not sure if we need all that drool to be continued...:P

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    Goodnight, Syd.

    Good morning, ac.

    Good Will Hunting, everybody else.

    ROAR

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    I'd hunt Will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Good Will Hunting, everybody else.
    I didn't like that movie very much. I kept wanting to kick Will's butt.



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    I'd hunt Will.

    I bet you would.

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    What's his name? I can't think of it! aarrrgh!
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    He's hardly recognizable in rl



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    wth have you done, Archerbird?!
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    Is that Matt Damon?
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    What's his name? I can't think of it! aarrrgh!
    Whose? Josh Kloss?

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    Is that Matt Damon?
    No, it's Josh Kloss, huh.

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    Who is Josh Kloss?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Face View Post
    Who is Josh Kloss?
    The guy in Good Will Hunting.

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    Huh?

    The guy in good will hunting is minnie driver.

    ROAR

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