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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    If you find that Scrivener is too much, you could try the free version of Page Four.
    Not too much as a bad thing. But it makes me want to geek out, finding location pictures for research. Creating character profiles for every person that appears. Reallly, it can only make it better. But time is not my friend

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    Is that like the Sun's page three?

    ROAR
    It's all ashes.


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    Hello late night floozies.
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    Just when I think that this thread couldn't possibly get any stranger...it does.


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    Hello, n-f. Have some mead.



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    Y'ello dragon! I am looking at underground architecture. Come join me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    Hello, n-f. Have some mead.
    er...think I'll pass, but thanks. You couldn't offer me a Mounds or some pie, eh?


    Quote Originally Posted by Sydneyd View Post
    Y'ello dragon! I am looking at underground architecture. Come join me!
    Yellow to you, too, Syd. Sure, I'll join you. Oh, drats gotta get up early in the morning, so maybe not tonight, but it sounds interesting. Got me thinking of ants and worms.
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    Underground architecture should definitely interest a dragon. They like places like that to stash all their gold.

    I learned that from reading the Hobbit.

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    The Hobbit is a very informative book.

    Like, did you know that Elves can be a bit uppity? That'll come in handy one day.
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    Gold? What gold? I have no gold, silly muppet.Nor any hobbits.




    *sets muppet traps and covers cave entrance with branches, boulders, trees, tanks, airplanes, and chihauhau*
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    Good Morning house of maggots. Speaking of maggots, one time when I was walking the oldest dog and she had to..hmmm.....hey, who's eating food right now?



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    You had an eclipse? That's impressive!

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    Maggots? Why are we maggots?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydneyd View Post
    Maggots? Why are we maggots?!
    Because n-f was thinking of ants and worms. Maggots sounds better.

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    Sure blame it on me. :P
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    Ohh I get it

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    We should get t-shirts printed.

    'We blame NF!'

    ROAR

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    Quote Originally Posted by night-flyer View Post
    Sure blame it on me. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    We should get t-shirts printed.

    'We blame NF!'

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    You're just trying to keep the blame off of you. I'm sure your prancing is at fault here, somehow. Prancing is the root of all evil.
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    It's all n-f's fault.



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    It is is all......Archer, Rob, and Ac's fault!



    But never Syd

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    No mead for you!



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    I prefer vodka

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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    It's all n-f's the cat's fault.
    FIFY

    And now I shall go into a coma, cuz fixing stuff makes me tired and I have to get up in four hours and go to hell for a ten hour sentencing. :/

    goodnight floozies, try to behave
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    Night, night!

    *dream jazz hands*

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    Cooking lesson of the day:

    Don't put something in the oven, then try to hook up a TV to a set-top box and DVD player.

    Case in point: Mum just "cooked" a pizza that is very black now, and probably inedible.

    This has been "Cooking With Cliff's Mum". Stay tuned - next we have "How to microwave something that should only ever go in the oven."

    Exciting stuff!
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    I have a friend who actually microwaved a frozen pizza once, still in the plastic wrapper, and then tried to eat it.

    ROAR

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    LOL.

    Nanna once cooked a leg of pork or something in a portable oven. Only she had left the plastic on it...

    Nobody ate it, because it was obvious what had happened by the smell it emitted when the oven door opened. Whoops.

    But I'm sure a Muppet such as yourself could eat plastic and not mind.
    Buy my comedic urban fantasy novel on Kindle today!
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