Hello, n-f. Have some mead.
Y'ello dragon! I am looking at underground architecture. Come join me!
Underground architecture should definitely interest a dragon. They like places like that to stash all their gold.
I learned that from reading the Hobbit.
The Hobbit is a very informative book.
Like, did you know that Elves can be a bit uppity? That'll come in handy one day.
Gold? What gold? I have no gold, silly muppet.Nor any hobbits.
*sets muppet traps and covers cave entrance with branches, boulders, trees, tanks, airplanes, and chihauhau*
Maggots? Why are we maggots?!
Ohh I get it
It's all n-f's fault.
It is is all......Archer, Rob, and Ac's fault!
But never Syd
No mead for you!
I prefer vodka
Cooking lesson of the day:
Don't put something in the oven, then try to hook up a TV to a set-top box and DVD player.
Case in point: Mum just "cooked" a pizza that is very black now, and probably inedible.
This has been "Cooking With Cliff's Mum". Stay tuned - next we have "How to microwave something that should only ever go in the oven."
I have a friend who actually microwaved a frozen pizza once, still in the plastic wrapper, and then tried to eat it.
Nanna once cooked a leg of pork or something in a portable oven. Only she had left the plastic on it...
Nobody ate it, because it was obvious what had happened by the smell it emitted when the oven door opened. Whoops.
But I'm sure a Muppet such as yourself could eat plastic and not mind.