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Thread: Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

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    Apple pie, anyone?
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    Happy April Fools! I believe this is the holiday where calories don't count!!!!

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    *sees Lavern's avie is intact*


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    Apple pie, anyone?
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    Lavern looks guilty to me. But, she always looks kind of guilty to me.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Blame Lavern!
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    We know you're guilty, cat! whether you took the avies or not. :P
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    I didn't do it, whatever it was.
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    Yeah, what's up with some people that were spared?? *peers at AC menacingly.*




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    I'm pretty sure it was Susie! Look at those tiny pics in her sig line...suspicious

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    'ey, guyz. I got some zzzzzz's. Now I'm all refreshed 'n ready to sleep again It's hard tryin' to figure out who it is, huh ... Here's s to get your brainwaves super smart (Not that you aren't already)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydneyd View Post
    I've decided the thief is none other than our resident chocolate cake lady!
    Say it ain't so, Susie!

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    But...

    but...


    It can't be Susie...or we'd find chocolate fingerprints everywhere!
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Those prints could be white chocolate...the results have yet to return from the lab.

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    Avatar thief says suspect the cat...

    When do I not suspect the cat?
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    No, I will never suspect Susie. Never, never. Chocolate is too great a force for good.

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    I don't believe it's Susie. No way does she have room for all the chocolate and all the avatars.

    I suspect a mod I tell you. They're in it together. It's the jackboots. They think they can sell teh avatars to raise the money to hire a criminal to release them from servitude.


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    I think the fairy is on to something there...
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    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    er...can I change my statement?
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    I am standing firm.

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    Sydney did it.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Susie is too full of sweetness, she'd never do such a thing.
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