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    Waims!

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    * Puts the cape on*

    I'm here to Revenge the misuse of "your" and "you're"

    * Shakes fist and "capers" out *

    Don't rush me, I'm working on it!

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    We're on you're side, Lavern!

    Fornsteners united!

    ROAR

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    ^ DANG you, Muppet!!!!!

    Don't rush me, I'm working on it!

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    *capers*

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    youz givin' verny a hard time? I'll put a stomp to this I think it'z no day again! s

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    Susie is flashing her butt already!?!



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    Everyone's capering again. Yay! (Except Susie--she's too busy moonin' everyone )

    Reminds me--I must use up the capers I have. (Capers on pizza is great. Oh, then there's lemon chicken with capers, pasta w/ olive oil and capers....)

    I'm hungry.
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    *capers, with extra pizzazz*

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    Ok,

    Now I'm craving capers.

    DANG you, Stormie!!!

    Don't rush me, I'm working on it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    Ok,

    Now I'm craving capers.

    DANG you, Stormie!!!
    How is it even possible to crave capers? It's not a cravable food, is it? Pizza yes, cake and chocolate definitely. But capers? Grits? Surely not, Verny!

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    Good morning!!! My legs are aching, too much weeding yesterday!! Can you guys revenge against that for me?

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    You want us to have a word with your dealer, Syd?

    *jazz hands*

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    A strong word, Revenger's Style

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    Revenge!



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    The sun is SHINING!
    The birds are SINGING!
    I don't know how we went from snow in April and 90 degree temps in May, but I'll take it.

    *leaves grits with capers for Lavern*
    *flops into hammock with a glass of iced tea and a book*
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

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    Rob usually does the capering around here, but I'll give it a shot if he's unavailable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post

    *leaves grits with capers for Lavern*
    Have I told you lately that I lurve you?

    Don't rush me, I'm working on it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    *flops into hammock with a glass of iced tea and a book*

    *Instigates avalanche of apricots.*

    Tada! Apricot Iced Tea!

    You, um, have a little bit o'sumpin there, n there, and in your hair...

    Oops...

    *skidaddles*

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    Beware the creeping, okay not so creeping as they are taller than me vines. I haz some height.


    They have bad evil thorns, so I was cutting them one stalk at a time and throwing them away so puppy would not step on thorns. And so I would not have to find thorns in ouchy puppy foots.

    I thought they were wild roses. They are not.

    I thought they were thistles. They are not.

    The ones I took off the fence today had the beginnings of raspberries on them. There are thorns in the berries!!!!!

    DO NOT WANT.

    Still cutting one stalk at a time and throwing away.

    Stlight of the long posts.

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    *late night revenge jazz hands*

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    *leaves extra butter for Swestie

    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    Have I told you lately that I lurve you?
    *blushes

    Quote Originally Posted by LaurieD View Post
    *Instigates avalanche of apricots.*

    Tada! Apricot Iced Tea!

    You, um, have a little bit o'sumpin there, n there, and in your hair...

    Oops...

    *skidaddles*
    *sucks jam out of bangs*

    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    *late night revenge jazz hands*
    *writes memo to Mother Nature telling her that our plan to steal the sun for Jarmany worked*

    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    *late night revenge jazz hands*

    *watches ^*

    Nice rhythm. The yawn in the middle kind of made the left hand wobble there, for a minute. Good swing with the right, though.


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