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    Where'd every body go? Hope yo' all havin' a good night or zzzzzzz'in'! mornin' s 4 y'all!

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    Exactly what I was wondering Susie, where did everyone go?

    I almost fell down the stairs the cat whipped around and stared at me like I was disturbing her. So sorry my twisted ankle interrupted your day, cat.

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    yeah, aren't cats just the most sympathetic creatures?

    I tell you what... I'm tired. I guess getting up earlier is helping me go to bed earlier...


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    Quote Originally Posted by bettielee View Post
    I tell you what... I'm tired. I guess getting up earlier is helping me go to bed earlier...

    Noooo this is horrible news. Break the cycle!

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    I'm still behaving.



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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    I'm still behaving.
    So do I, but no one believes me either.

    Also, good morning, funners. What's everybody up to today?

    We're celebrating Labour Day here, and it's a bank holiday. Therefor I'm at work.
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    I always labor on labor day...I labor on all the other days too...

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    You just inspired me to use the following line (if I can) in a piece of fiction at some point:

    "I was in labour right up until his 6th birthday."

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    Happy Labour Day!



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    Yay! Labour Day!

    What's this day in honour of, anyway? Manual labourers?

    Meanwhile, I don't think it's Labour Day down here anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Face View Post
    You just inspired me to use the following line (if I can) in a piece of fiction at some point:

    "I was in labour right up until his 6th birthday."


    Do EEEEET

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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    Happy Labour Day!
    Thank you. I'll top it off with a root canal later on today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydneyd View Post
    Do EEEEET
    Come to think of it, I don't really have any mothers or expecting mothers in any of my WIPs right now...

    Probably because I have no idea how to write children.

    So it might be a while before I can use that line...
    Buy my comedic urban fantasy novel on Kindle today!
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    Although it might be just the reason I need to write a contemporary family comedy.
    Buy my comedic urban fantasy novel on Kindle today!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Face View Post
    Come to think of it, I don't really have any mothers or expecting mothers in any of my WIPs right now...

    Probably because I have no idea how to write children.

    So it might be a while before I can use that line...
    Who said she was giving birth to a child???

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    It's also May Day.

    But don't yell that too loudly, else the rescue squad with come and knock down your door.



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    Good morning House of May Merriment and Mirth.


    Or something like that.
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    Good morning funners.
    I see you're doing your rug imitation again, AC.



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    You're labouring under a misconception.



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    Mornin all!

    It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a ....

    Dern, I hate those jingles that just won't leave your brain alone!


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    Have a Coke!

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    (By the way, the singer used to be my neighbor . . . until she was in a car accident.)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Honeybug View Post
    Mornin all!

    It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a ....

    Dern, I hate those jingles that just won't leave your brain alone!
    Oh, how I HHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTE that commercial and that song. I haven't heard it in a while, but I'm going to hold a grudge against Jennifer Hudson for a long time to come.
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    That could be a fun game. Name the TV commercial you hate the most, past or current.



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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    That could be a fun game. Name the TV commercial you hate the most, past or current.
    Oh, dear -- there are so many to choose from. Those Geico commercials with the horrible squealing pig are probably the very worst, if you put a gun to my head. But it's a hard call. I do loathe the "It's a new day..." Weight Watchers commercials so very much. Oh, and those Activia commercials with Jamie Lee Curtis talking about women's bowels. (Actually, most yogurt commercials are annoying, for some reason.) And those Progressive commercials with Flo in them. Oh lordy, and jewelry commercials -- "Every kiss begins with Kay" "He went to Jared!" Just shoot me now, please.

    *feels like a great weight has been lifted off her shoulders*
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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