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    You mean our misery.



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    Tomorrow is Labour Day in Singapore and in the UK and most, maybe all, Commonwealth countries as well as in many other countries in Asia and Africa. Probably the whole world except the US, Canada and Latin America. (Rob - Germany? Other parts of Europe?)

    No labour for me!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Would somebody please put the pussy cat out of his misery?
    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    You mean our misery.
    Tom Jones says that's a great idea!

    He'll be along directly.

    *jazz hands*

    Quote Originally Posted by Purple Rose View Post
    Tomorrow is Labour Day in Singapore and in the UK and most, maybe all, Commonwealth countries as well as in many other countries in Asia and Africa. Probably the whole world except the US, Canada and Latin America. (Rob - Germany? Other parts of Europe?)

    No labour for me!!
    Yes, it's labour day tomorrow in jarmany too! We're more sensible in Englandland - it gets tacked onto a weekend, so I think it's a week today.

    ROAR

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    Our Labor/Labour Day is always the first Monday in September.

    Mothers Day is this month in the US. It's always on a Sunday. The florists and greeting card business love the holiday.



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    It was Mother's Day a couple of months back in the UK. At least, I hope it was, 'cos if it wasn't then I need to get a card.

    I think it was.

    *i'm pretty sure about that jazz hands*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Tom Jones says that's a great idea!

    He'll be along directly.
    Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh . . . oh, no.



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    mornin' Bill 'n all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    It was Mother's Day a couple of months back in the UK. At least, I hope it was, 'cos if it wasn't then I need to get a card.

    I think it was.

    *i'm pretty sure about that jazz hands*
    Yes it was. Some time in March and they call it Mothering Sunday. My daughters called on Skype and also sent an e-card. I was quite surprised because I think everywhere outside the UK, people celebrate the Hallmark Mother's Day - second Sunday in May.

    I think it is rather sad that Mother's Day and Father's Day are now really just Hallmark occasions. I really like the spirit behind the British Mothering Sunday.

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    Happy Monday, funners. Wait, that's an oxymoron.

    ACK!!! It's too early for pics of Tom Jones.



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    I'm going to be transforming myself into Tom Jones later, Duchess. Don't worry.

    ROAR

    PS. What's the spirit of mothering sunday, Rosie? Was I s'posed to do somefink?

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    We have Mother's Day on the same day as the U.S. - 2nd Sunday in May.

    Mother's Day doesn't really work for me. Everyone usually ends up here at my place and it's BBQ and cakes and great visiting etc. Then they all go home and I'm left standing in the kitchen and washing dishes for hours.

    I'm thinking of banning it this year. (I successfully banned it for 5 years when my kids were younger. )


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    Just as long as there's no banning No Pants Day!

    ROAR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    I'm going to be transforming myself into Tom Jones later, Duchess. Don't worry.


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    PS. What's the spirit of mothering sunday, Rosie? Was I s'posed to do somefink?
    From Wikipedia, which suggests you should hjave visited your mother that day and picked flowers along the way. Edelweiss might have been nice:

    Children and young people who were "in service" (servants in richer households) were given a day off on that date so they could visit their families (or, originally, return to their "mother" church). The children would pick wild flowers along the way to place them in the church or to give them to their mothers as gifts. Eventually, the religious tradition evolved into the Mothering Sunday secular tradition of giving gifts to mothers.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothering_Sunday

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    Hi Gail!

    Good to see you! Mother's Day should NEVER be like that so good on you for banning it. I thinbk it should stay banned until you get to go out and someone else does EVERYTHING for you.

    Off to bed now. Good night, funners and mothers!


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    Should I actually schmoo Rob while he's gone? I don't think I can take another week of Tom Jones.
    Last edited by alleycat; 05-01-2012 at 02:43 AM.



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    I'll make you a tuna caserole if you'll change it to anything but Tom Jones.
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    I changed it to one of his heroes.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie View Post
    s. Well at least her figure is great! s!
    Yes, but my outfit is simply DREADFUL!

    *makes vow never to let Lindsay Lohan pick out her outfit again*
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    I changed it to one of his heroes.
    Alleycat, you and I have had our differences in the past, like when you shmooed me six times in 24 hours with a certain amount of very little no provocation.

    But that's all in the past. I see this beautiful thing you've done to the muppet, and.... oh, heck.

    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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