pssst, everybody, I think Rob is really the new leader of N. Korea... that's why he has so much time to kill on AW...
...think about it... it makes sense...
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Good morning, funners.
That leader in North Korea is a doofus. Seriously. Who could take a leader who looks like that seriously?
All hail the Supreme Fearless Leader and High Exalted Doofus.
We are currently in negotiation to have the North Koreans trade their nuclear program for a new bicycle, a kite, and all the ice cream the Supreme Fearless Leader can eat. And a bag of Skittles.
good mornin' all ye funners 'n floozies. I 'c' yo' all bee-havin'. Keep up the great work! How many skittles we gotz, muppet? s!
I haven't even threatened the muppet once today.
good pm to mah granchittlens! Gee, asplodin' cigars sounds like a rough game how 'bout s instead?
Don't forget the strippers!
Two parts strippers to four parts flour!
I don't normally go in for that sort of fing, but seeing as how I'm a despot now, I thought I'd give it a go.
Remember: no price-haggling after the party ends.
*barter-conscious spirit fingers*
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Ours is characteristically the kind of if-it-isn't-this-it-has-to-be-that, dichotomized, either/or thinking that philosophers from earlier times have cautioned can lead to a simplistic misreading of reality. And, indeed, psychologists today have discovered it is the mark of a lower or less psychologically evolved stage of cognitive and emotional development. - Riane Eisler
I couldn't be here in spirit, so I came in person. - Red Buttons
I never touched that hooker.