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Thread: Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Have you ever considered timeshare in North Korea?
    I considered it, but their golf course is also a mine field. If you hit one into the bunker, well . . .



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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    Is it just me, or does anyone else think the Supreme and All-Knowing Great Leader of North Korea look like he's rather forget the whole damn thing and just go get some pie? Or go look at porn.

    Here he is being told about the rocket failure.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvY969cKzyA
    I didn't expect that. Kim Jong-un does look like a big old soft teddy bear.
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    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    He's just so adorable!

    ROAR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    He's just so adorable!

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    Seriously, Rob!

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    Matt Damon thinks so too!

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    pssst, everybody, I think Rob is really the new leader of N. Korea... that's why he has so much time to kill on AW...

    ...think about it... it makes sense...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    pssst, everybody, I think Rob is really the new leader of N. Korea... that's why he has so much time to kill on AW...

    ...think about it... it makes sense...
    Yes, yes it does! Oh swachski, you really are clever! I would never have guessed because Rob always seemed so...nice! Very nice, actually!

    Hmmmm, I was fooled, like all those other North Koreans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    FIFY.
    Ya know, here I am, reading through posts, trying to wake up, and I have to go and look up "FIFY." ("FIFTY"? FIFEY" ? Huh? )

    Okay. I found it. "Fixed It For You."

    Now I'm going to caper off and get more coffee.

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    Good morning, funners.
    That leader in North Korea is a doofus. Seriously. Who could take a leader who looks like that seriously?



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    Ahem.

    Madam.

    Show some respect!

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    All hail the Supreme Fearless Leader and High Exalted Doofus.

    We are currently in negotiation to have the North Koreans trade their nuclear program for a new bicycle, a kite, and all the ice cream the Supreme Fearless Leader can eat. And a bag of Skittles.



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    See?

    AC knows how to do diplomacy!

    ROAR

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    I'm very diplomatic.

    Arr!



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    It's the truth!

    *counts skittles*

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    good mornin' all ye funners 'n floozies. I 'c' yo' all bee-havin'. Keep up the great work! How many skittles we gotz, muppet? s!

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    I'm behaving.

    I haven't even threatened the muppet once today.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie View Post
    good mornin' all ye funners 'n floozies. I 'c' yo' all bee-havin'. Keep up the great work! How many skittles we gotz, muppet? s!
    *chews*

    None.

    *capers*

    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    I'm behaving.

    I haven't even threatened the muppet once today.
    He didn't even try and send me any exploding cigars!

    ROAR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post

    He didn't even try and send me any exploding cigars!

    ROAR

    *hands muppet a gift-wrapped box*

    Happy Thursday, Muppet!

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    good pm to mah granchittlens! Gee, asplodin' cigars sounds like a rough game how 'bout s instead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie View Post
    good pm to mah granchittlens! Gee, asplodin' cigars sounds like a rough game how 'bout s instead?
    An exploding ?

    *rushes to kitchen to bake one for Muppet*

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    Don't forget the strippers!

    Two parts strippers to four parts flour!

    I don't normally go in for that sort of fing, but seeing as how I'm a despot now, I thought I'd give it a go.

    *jazz hands*

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    Remember: no price-haggling after the party ends.

    *barter-conscious spirit fingers*

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    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.





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    I'm behaving!

    I never touched that hooker.



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