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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    so, has he offered to show you his flux capacitor?
    Don't let him. I fell for that one, once.

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    ROAR! Don't you people sleep at night? Not counting you people in appropriate time zones, of course.
    Rain here this afternoon. I think we've skipped completely over spring.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    I dunno. I'm holding out for stock in Delorean.
    You might have better luck with Saab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duchessmary View Post
    ROAR! Don't you people sleep at night? Not counting you people in appropriate time zones, of course.
    Rain here this afternoon. I think we've skipped completely over spring.
    Thanks for the reminder Duchhess. It is 10.35pm, time for bed.

    Good night funners and bargain stock hunters.

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    G'night, Rosie!

    So anyway, my flux capacitor is throbbing and it glows in the dark. Do you think I should see a mechanic?

    ROAR

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    Does anyone want to see my flux capacitor?



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    I must first don protective gear. I would suggest everyone else do so as well. I'm hooking this thing up to the main TVA power lines.




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    Wow... I suddenly feel powerless under the piercing hypnotic gaze of the evil aluminuminum kee kat.

    I'm also in the mood for a baked potato for some reason...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Feel the power!



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    Your flux capacitor's leaking.


    *jazz hands*

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    I thought it was a polymer capacitor

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    Choco. souffle sound delish, Cliff. We'll be right over Here's s in case we eat too much of your dessert Hey, all. Have a great day! s 4U2!

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    I'm behaving.

    Send pie and cocktail peanuts.



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    Look. Coke.

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    Drink Coca-Cola!


    And eat pie.



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    That's right, you have stock in Coke...

    You'll be unhappy to hear that I've gone off soft drinks (sodas). I still have the occasional one, usually when there's nothing else going, but yeah - I don't drink that stuff very much anymore.

    How ever will Coke survive if they've lost 1 customer?! Oh noes! *faints*
    Buy my comedic urban fantasy novel on Kindle today!
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    I also have a website where I can be hired as an editor! How exciting!

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    From De-cluttering To Minimalism: A Journey (is it finished yet?)
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    I've developed sensitive teeth out of no where. Grrrr

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    'ey, all! Feel better, Syd. I mentioned about using sensodyne toothpaste in yo' reppie. Hope it helps.

    s!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydneyd View Post
    I've developed sensitive teeth out of no where. Grrrr
    No ice cream for you!



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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    No ice cream for you!
    Nooooo!!!

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    Oh, noes, how can that be, Syd. We'll make de-sensitized chokolit ice-cream so you can haz some. s for all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    No ice cream for you!

    Ooh! You just reminded me -- I have ice cream in the freezer! And some chocolate-covered butter cookies!

    *runs to get bedtime snack*

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    I have ice cream too.

    And good teeth!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie View Post
    Oh, noes, how can that be, Syd. We'll make de-sensitized chokolit ice-cream so you can haz some. s for all!
    HAHA KEE KAT!! Susie says I can!! Neener neener...

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