Wow, thanks you guys! I appreciate the friendly greetings.
To the AD&D posters -- Gygax is king, rest in peace. I remember 1st and 2nd Edition AD&D old school and still have some books and stuff, though I'm not that kind of kobold but more the Germanic folklore type (think Arthur Machen stories). Or am I. . .
Thank you to the Moderators for the advice and for shining a light. CactusWendy, I enjoy shredded cheddar or nacho cheese on my popcorn (though store-bought cheesecorn will do in a pinch).