Hounding After Hours

soapdish said:

Oh, I'd like mine rare please.

Actually--you know what? Just raw. Raw is good.

*opens fridge* *knocks condiments around* I thought Greg had us stocked with sauce. I was going to use it for dipping. Why am I not seeing it in here?

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The sauce is under the bar in the biohazard container.

It has to be kept at room temperature as it destabilizes and becomes explo..., er, exotic when chilled or heated.

I keep looking in here to see if there's anything scary going on, but y'all'r' always only talkin about food.

I guess scarin people works up the appetite, huh?

It does work up a big appetite. Have a seat, why don't you?

Why does that sound slightly ominous?

*scoots chair closer to the table. crosses legs. bobs one foot up and down. sighs*

Gee. Maybe I scared everyone away.

*looks on table*

Hmm. This looks interesting. Wonder if it's good to eat?

*takes a bite*

Nope, darnit, it's stale! Whatever it is....

*rests chin on hands, starts to doze off.....

Shhhh.... while she's asleep Toss her in!

NewbieQ!

*does the ancient newbieQ dance*

Dig in, Haggis!

Greg made some Special Sauce and there should be some juicy parts ready to go.

*emerges from the flames, flexes talons, preens indestructible phoenix feathers and stuff, shapeshifts back to NewbieQ appearance*

Aw, you guys are so cute. Thanks for the fire, it was getting chilly in here.

Asbestos helps digestion.

Awww...

I believe there is a supply chain issue. We're working on gathering more resource up in the first level corral.

So, fellas, tighten your belts and hold on. Food's on the way if we succeed in our plan.

Kylabelle said:

I keep looking in here to see if there's anything scary going on, but y'all'r' always only talkin about food.

I guess scarin people works up the appetite, huh?

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Dessert has arrived!

Care for some asbestos sprinkles on that?

<sets nets, traps, auto-saucing mechanism, pours rounds, and lays out habanero, Serrano, and jalapeño bar>

We're ready <knocks back shot of Jack>. Where's the foo..., er, entertainment?

Did we eat all of kylabelle yet? I'm still hungry...

FOTSGreg said:

Did we eat all of kylabelle yet? I'm still hungry...

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*stirs kylabelle around with spoon until she's a bowl of mush*

*pushes bowl to Greg*

*rubs tummy*

Yeah, I'm all done. You can have what's left though, Greg. Straw?

<slides Soapie a shot of tequila, slurps meat purée up through straw, pats tummy>

Ah, that was delicious. Are there any brains left?

(In light of circumstances, I am the only person I know who can eat calve's liver (ie beef liver) straight out of the package and actually like it better that way.

It's sweet with none of the bitterness of cooked liver.)

FOTSGreg said:

<slides Soapie a shot of tequila, slurps meat purée up through straw, pats tummy>

Ah, that was delicious. Are there any brains left?

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I dunno.

(In light of circumstances, I am the only person I know who can eat calve's liver (ie beef liver) straight out of the package and actually like it better that way.

It's sweet with none of the bitterness of cooked liver.)

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*pours Greg a nice chianti*

*rethinks that*

*drinks it herself*

*sits in the corner eating her huge chocolate cake*

Where'd you get that?

I had to mail some stuff today so I went to the store and there it sat... looking lonely and scared...

... so I adopted it.

Poor cake. Didn't know what it was in for, did it?


Or do you suppose this is a cake's dream? To be taken home and eaten. Maybe you have fulfilled a goal of the cake.