Never know how long it'll be before another newbie pops up.
Ha! I knew you'd say that. *digs out old tape recordings of the Soapy falling asleep in the horror thread* The zombies huddle in fear in the corner when you snore in here.
Oh, yes. That was it. A life. I forgot. I have a life.So...reading samples have kept you away. And here I was assuming that you had a life or something.
Who is the bait?The newbies will never find their way here is the bait is missing. And it isn't as if they would willingly wander in of their own volition.
Who is the bait?
Oh, yes. That was it. A life. I forgot. I have a life.
What? I could.
Oh. *steps left*Heh. Move a little to the left.
Yeah. Perfect. Now just wait right there for a moment...
Please, I'm a much better skater than that. I hardly ever have to use the wall to stop now anymore.*pictures Soapy living on the wild side. Making big bubbles and sliding around on the rim of the sink and then skating across the floor until she hits a wall*
Oh. *steps left*
Like so?
Wait a second...And wear this sandwich board saying "free cookies".
Free Cookies?!! Where? Where?