Hounding After Hours

On my next job ap or resume, I'm going to say I invented oxygen. Why not?

TedTheewen said:

On my next job ap or resume, I'm going to say I invented oxygen. Why not?

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I dare you to then pass it off like it's an auto correct mistake.

TedTheewen said:

On my next job ap or resume, I'm going to say I invented oxygen. Why not?

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I'd ask where you screwed up by not charging for it.

soapdish said:

I dare you to then pass it off like it's an auto correct mistake.

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Challenge accepted! I'll get pics for you, too.

ASC McLaren said:

I'd ask where you screwed up by not charging for it.

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Newbie makes a great point.

They're totally going to know you're making it up now, Ted.

soapdish said:

Newbie makes a great point.

They're totally going to know you're making it up now, Ted.

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What? I can't do something just to help my fellow humans?

Truth is, I'll prolly slip it by them and they won't notice.

I think you'd have better luck saying you invented coffee, everyone likes coffee, well, unless they're like English or something.

I always like it when someone says on their resume that they are "detail oriented". Then the proceed to make a bunch of typos and spelling errors.

Hey Hounds hows it going? What's new?

amlptj said:

Hey Hounds hows it going? What's new?

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*There* you are.

TedTheewen said:

What? I can't do something just to help my fellow humans?

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Says the altruistic fellow haunting the Horror board with Sterling Archer (My hero) as his avatar? That is a damn good work of fiction!

ASC McLaren said:

Says the altruistic fellow haunting the Horror board with Sterling Archer (My hero) as his avatar? That is a damn good work of fiction!

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Ted told me that was a self portrait.

*feels duped*

soapdish said:

I always like it when someone says on their resume that they are "detail oriented". Then the proceed to make a bunch of typos and spelling errors.

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Maybe that wasn't the details they were talking about.

My last application read:

What were your job duties at your last (or current) job? Be specific.

I put down manager stuff. You're a manager figure it out.

ASC McLaren said:

Says the altruistic fellow haunting the Horror board with Sterling Archer (My hero) as his avatar? That is a damn good work of fiction!

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If you only knew the stuff I've been up to!

Hey Soapy! Hows it going?

soapdish said:

Ted told me that was a self portrait.

*feels duped*

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no, no, Ted's that smoking skeleton. remember?

amlptj said:

Hey Soapy! Hows it going?

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What? You're not going to say hi to me?

soapdish said:

Ted told me that was a self portrait.

*feels duped*

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Can we call him "Duchess"?

Sorry, I didnt realize you were still on your little green dot wasnt on!

HI NIGHT, and HI TED!!!!! How are you both!?

amlptj said:

Hey Soapy! Hows it going?

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It's just...going.

Well that's still good.

ASC McLaren said:

Can we call him "Duchess"?

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Well, I suppose you could...but I already know a Duchess on here and it'd get confusing.

amlptj said:

Sorry, I didnt realize you were still on your little green dot wasnt on!

HI NIGHT, and HI TED!!!!! How are you both!?

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I kid. You're fine, Ally. How's it going? Are you back in school?

ASC McLaren said:

Can we call him "Duchess"?

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Paleeez!

Nope I graduated! So for the first time in my life I'm not dreading this time of year!!! Right now though i'm unemployed looking for pretty much any job while i continue to look for and wait to hear back from jobs in my field.

I'm good. How about yourself?

Oh, I found some good story-candy. Check this vid out.