*scratches Haggis behind the ears*
All that matters is that you like to cuddle.
And pink tu-tus and nail polish and a diamond studded collar...
OMG. WE SHOULD JUST DYE HAGGIS PINK!
I don't know if they are an American thing which has been transferred to the UK, but there are salons here now where you can take dogs in and get them dyed colors, have various kinds of semi-precious stones attached, and generally make them look like living My Little Ponies... It's rather strange.
What's wrong with dying your poodle pink?
Understandably.I... really want to make a rude comment now.
*must prepare the brass ban for the parade*
"where will we practice?"
*in soap's room. she won't mind, she's only sleeping*
Just set up a giant slip 'n' slide on my hill. Have started filling the water balloons and the super soakers. All you goofballs are invited over *grin*
*ships Abby her puppy*
I don't care *what* color you dye him. Seriously. Just take him.
*sleeps for a hundred years*