Hounding After Hours
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Bad enough you two blow up the twitterverse with this, but now here, too? Sheesh.
Get. A. Room.
Esp as I don't need those kind of mental images. Really I don't.
Dude, mod or no, the Powers that Be would Ban You For Life if you posted something like that.
Or die laughing.
Either way.
Or die laughing.
Either way.
I suppose blinding people would be considered bad form.
Precisely.
Does the forum even have the capacity to support the visually impaired? How would that kind of forum work?
Does the forum even have the capacity to support the visually impaired? How would that kind of forum work?
Also,
Bad enough you two blow up the twitterverse with this, but now here, too? Sheesh.
Get. A. Room.
Esp as I don't need those kind of mental images. Really I don't.
This is only fun when there is an audience. And for the record, I'm still wearing my clothes, which is good because I'd be very sad about having to put them back on.
Wouldn't it defeat the purpose of the mankini if you were?
Or would that be like the straps on the thong that show over the low-rider pants? Or the boxers above the jeans? Which I confess is a look I've never particularly understood. On either gender.
Then again, fashion isn't my thing.
So it's like karaoke, then?
It's no fun unless everyone else in the room is suffering?
*snort* As if I am a sartorial wunderkind...
With karaoke you have the option of wearing earplugs...
So it's like karaoke, then?
It's no fun unless everyone else in the room is suffering?
Some things are more fun when somebody is watching you.
With karaoke you have the option of wearing earplugs...
Wait a moment...
Think of the fortune that could be made selling earplugs at a karaoke bar!!!
*begins planning retirement to a tropical island*
They'd just turn up the volume. At least, that's what I would do, just to spread the fun to everybody.
Ok, Bos. Have a good night.
You know, some folks can wear a mankini and some can't. Back when I was a Chippendale, I used to have a banana hammock. I can't wear it nowadays because I just look like a Bartlett pear with a rubber band around it.
You know, some folks can wear a mankini and some can't. Back when I was a Chippendale, I used to have a banana hammock. I can't wear it nowadays because I just look like a Bartlett pear with a rubber band around it.
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I never thought I'd say this, but, let's *not* ban clothes, okay. I just got back from swimsuit shopping.
Chippendales are coming HERE! Too bad you aren't with them anymore, Ted.
Chippendales are coming HERE! Too bad you aren't with them anymore, Ted.
I never thought I'd say this, but, let's *not* ban clothes, okay. I just got back from swimsuit shopping.
Chippendales are coming HERE! Too bad you aren't with them anymore, Ted.
I still have the moves. Sometimes I even give lap dances for a dollar.
*has clothes on, for the sake of all*
I don't imagine that I'll ever shop for a swimsuit again.
Jean shorts and a tee work just fine.
I don't imagine that I'll ever shop for a swimsuit again.
Jean shorts and a tee work just fine.
I bought swimming trunks - the shorts kind - because Zoe kept pestering me about not owning a pair. The irony of the purchase? She hasn't asked me to take her swimming yet...
*has clothes on, for the sake of all*
I don't imagine that I'll ever shop for a swimsuit again.
Jean shorts and a tee work just fine.
Oh pah. You've got the body of a hawt 18 yr old!
I want pics of this.
I'm working an 11 hour day today. Hopefully it goes fast and the coffee keeps flowing. Swimming sounds much more fun right now.
I want pics of this.
That can be arranged...
Think of a nice quiet beach whenever you are feeling stressed. Count down from ten, on each count the sound of the water rolling in across the sands is just that little bit louder. The sun is just a little bit warmer. Think cool breeze and tranquility.
Oh - this is the Hounds...
Think Cthulhu rising from the waves to annihilate all in his path.
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