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Dear innocent Abby??! No way!






okay, I tried but I can't keep a straight face while I'm typing that. :roll:
 

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Don't underestimate the power of I. :D

If I don't quit eating Oreos while I'm on here all of my letters are going to quit working...

*turns computer upside down and shakes*
 

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*reminds self not to tick off Ted*

I need my weeds mowed, any volunteers? I think I need a goat.

There are goat rental services (not making that up) - just bear in mind, you can't really tell them what to eat. They eat what they want, in the order they want, and don't differentiate perennials from weeds.

They are mostly used for lawn/weed control in cities in spots where you can't get a mower or don't want one.

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Rent a goat? Now that does sound bad. :O

I'm not sure we have those type of services here.
 

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And we really don't want to know if there is such a thing as rent-a-sheep services. Or what the sheep are used for. Thanks...

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LOL, poor Ted. *offers grapes*

Grapes are sexier to munch on than cookies. None of the ancient Greeks were painted with a half naked woman holding a bag of cookies as they fed them one by one...
 

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lol! So that's what my tail says, huh? I think it needs to be whipped and chained up. um...nevermind.
 

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I tend to get frisky when I'm hungry. I think I might have to go find a cow...to char and eat, people! to eat.
 

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No, no. That *is* Ted keeping innuendo out of his posts. :roll:

*pats Ted's head* You did good, Ted. I know it's...difficult.



ETA:
DAMMIT!

*goes back to lurking*

:gone:



See? You understand.

Oh, and I found some cookies in my apartment. I'm rescued by the Cookie Fairy.
 
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