You mean they're not always optional?Everyone is probably having a quiet day.
Sundays... Gotta love a day where pants are optional.
Depends where you are, and who you are with. When I get to North Dakota I'll probably stay naked to save time dressing and undressing...
You do that already...
*scrapes out eyes with spork*I can do better than tell... I can post proof.
BTW, I'm taking suggestions for the Evil Things To Do To Gary List. If anyone has a great idea please rep me. Thank you for your hard work and consideration.