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    That sounds so wrong.
    Lady Sparkles, SparklePony, The SparklePony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DL Hegel View Post
    After seeing that chair you need it.

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    Ah, using the invisibility cloak again, I take it?
    Lady Sparkles, SparklePony, The SparklePony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny.


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    Please not the imaginary chair again!!!!


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    It's not invisible, there's purty red x there...cool.
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    Just when I think that this thread couldn't possibly get any stranger...it does.


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    Hey guys, anyone have a spare machete?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amlptj View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

    Is that a Twizzler? Hell i wouldn't give that up either!
    I loathe Twizzlers and licorice, actually, but it fit.



    Quote Originally Posted by night-flyer View Post
    I vote that bos keeps his precious...whatever that might be...

    It was coffee, this morning. And then I pulled my Gollum routine, which led to Soapy's fleeing.



    tricksy Hobbitses...
    ďBut I donít want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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    You're joking, right Abby?

    Did you really want fifty machetes?

    *ducks as every hound pulls out ten machetes each*
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    Why do you need it?
    Lady Sparkles, SparklePony, The SparklePony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny.


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    Quote Originally Posted by amlptj View Post
    Please not the imaginary chair again!!!!
    It's the sheep chair again, yes.

    ďBut I donít want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaraP View Post
    Why do you need it?
    Very useful things, machetes.

    ďBut I donít want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post




    It was coffee, this morning. And then I pulled my Gollum routine, which led to Soapy's fleeing.



    tricksy Hobbitses...
    Well, that explains it and so much better than what I thought your precious might be that sent her away screaming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by night-flyer View Post
    You're joking, right Abby?

    Did you really want fifty machetes?

    *ducks as every hound pulls out ten machetes each*
    HI HO DRAGON.... AWAY! *hops on Night's back and holds machete high over head*

    Quote Originally Posted by SaraP View Post
    Why do you need it?
    To be evil 'n' stuff...

    Wanna have some naughty time with me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaraP View Post
    Why do you need it?


    That's a crazy question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Synonym View Post
    Just when I think that this thread couldn't possibly get any stranger...it does.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AbielleRose View Post
    HI HO DRAGON.... AWAY! *hops on Night's back and holds machete high over head*



    To be evil 'n' stuff...

    Wanna have some naughty time with me?
    Um...no. You two will not be having naughty time while on my back. wth is wrong with you?
    Last edited by night-flyer; 04-13-2012 at 03:35 AM.
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    Just when I think that this thread couldn't possibly get any stranger...it does.


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    Quote Originally Posted by night-flyer View Post
    Um...no. You two will not be having naught time while on my back. wth is wrong with you?
    I don't see anything wrong with that.

    At all.

    ďBut I donít want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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    Naughty!!!!!!!!

    *gets Super glue and extra-shine sparkles*

    So - where we going?
    Lady Sparkles, SparklePony, The SparklePony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny.


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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    I don't see anything wrong with that.

    At all.

    *kicks bos and takes his
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    *hides from sparkling effect. Seconds the Dragon*

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    Oh... This conversation got really really... uh weird. What's happening on who's back and why are people watching with popcorn??? And i dont even want to know whats happening with the super glue and sparkles.... I'm just going to...


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    You people have an irrational fear of sparkles. Except Ted.
    Lady Sparkles, SparklePony, The SparklePony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny.


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    I have no fear of sparkles.

    I have an 8 year old girl. Sparkles come with the territory. Last time she had the nail polish out she wanted to do my toes. I said yes.

    She wasn't satisfied with just one color, though. By the time it was done, my opinion was that it looked like a fairy had puked on my toes.

    She found that hilarious, and wants to know when she can do it again.
    ďBut I donít want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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    See, NF? That's Bos' precious.
    Lady Sparkles, SparklePony, The SparklePony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny.


    We all smile in the same language

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    Indeed, Sara. And quite a precious at that.

    I think we need to paint the rest of him to match his toes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by night-flyer View Post
    Indeed, Sara. And quite a precious at that.

    I think we need to paint the rest of him to match his toes.


    This was a couple of weeks ago, when it was warm. It's long since been taken off my toes.

    ďBut I donít want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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