Hounding After Hours

Sorry, I was over in the Bent Nail Saloon, um, entertaining the cowboys with facts about spiders afore they bed down for the night.

Anyone up for a bedtime story?

Depends.

What kind of story is it?

And who's telling?

Well, that depends...

What kind've story are ya' lookin' fer, and who d'ya want t' tells it?

I don't do erotica, for example. But I'm sure there's someone here who dies... I mean does...

FOTSGreg said:

I don't do erotica, for example.

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Oh dear *god* that was so not what I meant. Or had in mind. And the mental images that just conjured....

GAH!!!



(I mean, you're just not my type, really.)



So, um.... how 'bout them Yankees?

Horror erotica could be fun, even if they get eaten alive at the end.

DL Hegel said:

Horror erotica could be fun, even if they get eaten alive at the end.

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Doesn't that usually happen before...


Er, never mind.

Bos, no worries - you're not my type either (my current type is female, redhead, 32, and a bartender - what's not to love?).

DL, well, now, in horror erotica, wouldn't they almost have to get eaten at least?

Yes, I am a bad, bad man...

FOTSGreg said:

Bos, no worries - you're not my type either (my current type is female, redhead, 32, and a bartender - what's not to love?).

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Ooh, a redhead.


Not that I've had good luck with those, but still.....


Does sound good for you, Greg.

hahahahahaha you guys are horrible!

Bos, let's just say she has, um, potential. I'm trying to move slow as she's still rebounding from a year-long relationship (and before that she was married and has 3 kids up in Kansas City with her ex) - and I haven't had the best of luck in, well, too long to mention.

I swear I haven't felt this way about anyone in a very long time and it scares the hell out of me sometimes. I don't buy just anyone flowers. I don't cook for just anyone. I might cook my Death Chili for friends and family, but that's just chili. This is stuff like chicken Parmagiana, stuffed steak, tacos, spaghetti, shrimp Alfredo - special stuff. Stuff I put my whole effort in the kitchen into (yeah, even the tacos and spaghetti).

Crap, I'm not doing this tonight. Now, how about that story?

I like icky bug stories. <Sheldon voice> Someone tell me a story about icky bugs?

I think I've been stabbed.


Or at least that's my working theory for the persistent back pain on my left side.


But it could be bugs, I suppose.

*waits for something to hatch out*

Oh, oh! If it's some kind of alien hatching I get first dibs on it for experimental purposes.

Science must advance, after all.

Absolutely, Greg.

It's all yours.


If you can catch it, of course. From everything I've seen, newly hatched alien parasites tend to be spry little buggers.

Hi guys!

*gives Bos some "help" for his back pain*

It's really nice...it's like being shot out of a cannon for 45 minutes and landing on a cloud.

Did somebody say Erotic Horror? Would a story about one man's "special" love for bacon qualify?

TedTheewen said:

Did somebody say Erotic Horror? Would a story about one man's "special" love for bacon qualify?

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Hmm. Where would the horror part come in? I suppose if there was some sort of grease accident. Or, you know, it might depend on what the bacon was made of.

I'd read that.

Well, yours likely would.

Gives me an idea...

If I had an alien parasite hatchling, I'd put it on somebody I didn't like and watch the fun.

Reminds me, I'm reading Bloodchild and Other Stories by Octavia Butler. It has a very beautiful story about the symbiotic relationship between an alien parasite and its host. Really, really a good read.

TedTheewen said:

Did somebody say Erotic Horror? Would a story about one man's "special" love for bacon qualify?

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Did you know there are now bacon-themed coffins? Complete with a bacony smell to escort you into the afterlife.


Not making that up.

Hello horror hounds,

What's happenin' ?

Just got off work.

slcboston said:

Did you know there are now bacon-themed coffins? Complete with a bacony smell to escort you into the afterlife.


Not making that up.

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:O You'd think that that would attract some critters to your grave.

nice avatar, btw- sheep.

slcboston said:

Did you know there are now bacon-themed coffins? Complete with a bacony smell to escort you into the afterlife.


Not making that up.

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I know....death is a very profitable industry. And scented coffins didn't do much for the Egyptians anyways.

night-flyer said:

:O You'd think that that would attract some critters to your grave.

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See, that was my thought, too.

Zombie Guns! They're finally making zombie guns! I want one! I want one!


Here's the link!

I always knew I'd see a zombie gun sometime in my lifetime!

I thought it was going to be about a gun that destroys zombies, not creates them.