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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked View Post
    Anyone want an adorable miniature stallion? If my neighbor doesn't come get him soon, I'm going to give the little stinker away.
    Anytime I see one of those miniature horses anymore, I always think of this commercial.

    Does he... bite?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duchessmary View Post
    I take it the little guy is trying to get romantic with your mare?
    Yes. It's particularly funny when he tries to get amorous with the quarter horse. He's the size of my German Shepherd, and she's 5' at the shoulder.
    Little guy has big dreams.

    The little mare is the one with her rump in the picture next to him. Her I may have to worry about. Through some impossible quirk of physics, he may find a way to reach.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked View Post
    Through some impossible quirk of physics, he may find a way to reach.
    Keep him away from the Red Bull.


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    To be sure: Nature finds a way...

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    'Tis true. Many years ago I had a dog that was part Chihuahua and Alaskan Malamute.



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    Good morning, your Majesty.

    Good morning, dear Royals.



    I'm barely awake, so I am heading for the coffee first. Breakfast can wait.

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    Oh, coffee wench?

    There seems to be a fairy in my coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    Oh, coffee wench?

    There seems to be a fairy in my coffee.


    They're French Vanilla flavored. Just stir her in until she melts.
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    Hey! Princess Bettielee will be VERY upset if you drink one of her subjects. Seriously.



    Geez.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Ambrosia View Post
    Hey! Princess Bettielee will be VERY upset if you drink one of her subjects. Seriously.
    I expected her to come in and smack me with the sparkle hammer at any moment.

    On a serious note, have you ever had that gut feeling when someone does something that just doesn't seem right?

    Last night we were on our way to town, and a trio of F-15's came in overhead and landed at the guard base.
    My husband points them out, and says, "Look, fighters. What the hell are they doing here?"

    #1 Hubby doesn't get excited about much of anything.

    #2 I'm the one with the jet fetish, and that would have been my line, not his, followed by me speculating on the various scenarios that would bring jets here. From the mundane to the ominous.

    #3 That would be about the time he stopped me to give the "you're a dumbass" lecture.

    His reaction had me sitting up and taking notice, and a minute later I ran through my usual ideas of why they were here.
    He didn't say a word.
    After a bit he finally suggested that they were just stopping for the night.
    That, apparently, was exactly what they were doing, because when we passed the base they were out on the tarmac and everything was shut down.

    I was still talking about them by then, and it was a half hour later. He didn't say yes, he didn't say no, he didn't even call me an idiot.

    There was something so unsettling about his reaction to them, it made me wonder what's been on his mind lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked View Post
    There was something so unsettling about his reaction to them, it made me wonder what's been on his mind lately.
    Flying lessons.



    That's my best guess.

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    I have no idea what's bugging him.

    Booyah! I rock.
    After browsing the headlines and the Drudge report, I think I know why the jets are here.
    Cheney is in town.
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    I do horrible things to punctuation.
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    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked View Post
    Cheney is in town.
    Isn't he off robbing someone more deserving of their much-needed heart transplant??

    *is VERY anti-politician right now*
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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    Isn't he off robbing someone more deserving of their much-needed heart transplant??

    Apparently he's all ready done that.

    Eh, politicians are all the same, just getting their strings pulled by different puppeteers.

    Ok, we better stop. Duchess Ambrosia doesn't allow politics in the castle.
    Let's talk about sex instead.
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked View Post
    Ok, we better stop. Duchess Ambrosia doesn't allow politics in the castle. Let's talk about sex instead.


    I'm too for that still. I have calmed down considerably from where I was an hour ago, but even so.

    It's all just
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    I wanted to go look for the pilots.

    "Hey, flyboy, can I see your turbines?"

    Hubby said they would throw me in corny joke jail for that one.
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    You should've asked if you could show him your spiders, Princess Wicked.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Duchessmary View Post
    You should've asked if you could show him your spiders, Princess Wicked.
    I think me hitting on them would probably be scary enough.
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked View Post
    Apparently he's all ready done that.

    Eh, politicians are all the same, just getting their strings pulled by different puppeteers.

    Ok, we better stop. Duchess Ambrosia doesn't allow politics in the castle.
    Let's talk about sex instead.
    I don't? Huh. I didn't remember sending out that memorandum. Now the one about sex, that one I remember.


    Good evening, my Queen and dear Royals.


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    Sex?!?!? OMG



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    *arrives unfashionably late and suitably under-clothed*

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    Westie...is that a ...toga you're wearing?!?!? It's um, see-through.



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    Oh. Meant to leave that in my chambers. Sorry!

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    There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

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