Fingers on the Home Key, Zoya for Free

As writers, we may look at our hands on the keyboard for hours. (Even though I once touch-typed just fine, I can't keep my eyes on the screen. Can you?) The females might as well give ourselves something to look at.

I have just learned that you can get two Zoya nail polishes (which sell for $8 a pop) for just the cost of shipping if you use coupon code ZOYA2012 in the coupon/promo field. (My shipping cost $5.95.) They make exactly two gazilliion colors, many of them totally awesome. I ordered Rea and Yasmeen, since my selection of purples is pitiful.

Maryn, who does her nails because otherwise they break

I did that a couple years ago, directing you all to Zappos, so you don't have to allow your wives or mothers to drag you to the shoe store kicking and screaming even though your sole has a hole and the other shoe is held together with duct tape. Never shop live for shoes again, dudes!

Maryn, just one public service after another

Yeah, I'm waiting on password instructions from both Zappos and 6pm. For more than an hour already. Ugh. I know, they've got millions of customers, but I hate this.

Apparently it's passwords, email addresses, real names, the works.

Maryn, whose name isn't Maryn