Hush up, grandpa. And buy me a bourbon.
*waves axes menacingly*
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What's all this crap on my lap? WTF? I've never been to Disneyland.
Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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Hush up, grandpa. And buy me a bourbon.
*waves axes menacingly*
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What's all this crap on my lap? WTF? I've never been to Disneyland.
Huh? Er...ok. they look delicious. Let me just get out my wallet...
Funny. Where IS my wallet. I seem to have misplaced it.
First mistake is following a women's directions
second is ignorance that the world is round
for some the third is not installing passenger side oarlocks.
second is ignorance that the world is round
for some the third is not installing passenger side oarlocks.
Um...
Sorry about this...
...but you had one decimal point out on number 372.
You are now in Zimbabwe.
Dawg help you.
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I've been to Zimbabwe. I remember they had a lot of stuff made out of shell casings.
It was a lot like Tennessee.
It was a lot like Tennessee.
Tennesse was probably 'Zimbwe light' in that regard. Wonder which had the place with the most from shells that were 'aimed' (I won't say 'accurately')
'''..!? ''' (got to get rid of the punctaution casings that keep showing up and getting in the way)
'''..!? ''' (got to get rid of the punctaution casings that keep showing up and getting in the way)
Greg! What's up with the Hounds? Here I bring them fresh meat and they stay holed up in their little Hounding thread. They should be over here sampling the fare.
Haggis, I have no idea. I tried gettin' 'em t' be ready with the nets, but no dice so far. I've gotten the fresh mea..., er, customers suitably marinated, but I can't do everything.
Now, just to stall for time, I've had BOB the Bolo roll over the bus parked out front. He's got a Hellbore locked on the front doors in case anyone tries to esca..., er, leave without payin' their tab.
Now, just to stall for time, I've had BOB the Bolo roll over the bus parked out front. He's got a Hellbore locked on the front doors in case anyone tries to esca..., er, leave without payin' their tab.
Hey, Cassandra! Use those axes on haggis, will ye. chop, chop, chop. We're having a rare Scottish delicacy for dinner. Haggis stir fry.
They're chicken, that's what they are.
Oh, I don't know. I loves my puppeh...
On the other hand...
a few threats, a little menacing, get the puppeh under my control... maybe a coked-up Chicken Little with two axes could take over AW altogether.
Mwahahahahahaha!'
Mwahahahahahaha!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
ha, Dolores, you will have your little joke, won't you. Of course Haggis knows we would never turn him into a stir fry.
Psst. Dolores. Meet me later in Conquering Challenges, and we'll come up with a plan.
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Well, I see Ms. Dolores has stopped by. Technically, Ted and I are Houndies too, so we might not have a quorum, but we've got a few diners participants.
Oh, Dolores seems so nice. I think she's a neutral party.
*hums*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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I'm am very nice, but I'm also mostly definitely a hound. Death to haggis! Hi, haggis, How ya doin', sweetie.
Why would you ban a lovely person like Dolores? She seems so sweet. So mild. So peace-loving.
Ooh, look! It's an unopened bottle of Jamesons in a cage. You should go get, haggis, and we'll drink together. A truce, see.
See, I just kindasorta forgot to unban her when she was supposed to be unbanninated. For some reason she hates me for that. Hell, it was only three years.
Now, now, folks. Haggis, Delores, here's a free bottle of Jameson's on the house. Now, you two drink up and make up. I won't have either of ya's exiting by the front door till ye're sh$t-faced and holding' each other up.
<BOB will like that - his targeting systems need upgrading>
<BOB will like that - his targeting systems need upgrading>
Chihuey?
If I change my user title to "Coked-up Chicken Little," will you perma-banninate me and then forget to reinstate me?
You blurves me too much, right?
And you don't do that kind of thing anyway. Right? Not on purpose. No. It must have been an accident with Dolores. You're a good, kind Chihuey.
Right?
Psst. Dolores. What the heck happened here? What did the mean chihuey do to you?
If I change my user title to "Coked-up Chicken Little," will you perma-banninate me and then forget to reinstate me?
You blurves me too much, right?
And you don't do that kind of thing anyway. Right? Not on purpose. No. It must have been an accident with Dolores. You're a good, kind Chihuey.
Right?
Psst. Dolores. What the heck happened here? What did the mean chihuey do to you?
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