Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Gilroy Cullen said:

Glad to see I didn't miss much yesterday. *Boggles at the 10 pages of posts* Yeah, definitely another no catch up day...

Sopa, what's with all the pipa talk?

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This place is pretty much a frat house and if they pass that SOPA (I'm visualizing my 'favorite' senator trying to pass a kidney stone the size of a prize-fighter's fist... come on everybody, the universal consciousness responds to a concerted group effort...) we may have to associate with the general population.........

Uh....

After much research I have discovered that Jameson is superior in all ways to Captain Morgan.

Captain Morgan got out of bed with a fair lass, climbed on deck, stripped down to his panatloons (Pantaloons. Can we say 'Bloomers'?) and dived into the warm Carribbean sea to climb aboard sanother boat to party with his bro's.

Now, John Jameson, he stopped a wagon with runaway horses, then dived off a boat, wrestled and defeated the Kraken, attended his own funeral (and by the way, provided the whiskey for the event), then rescued the beautiful maiden from the Roc, and served the bird up for dinner accompanied, again, by fine Irish Whiskey.

Captain Morgan, I'm done with your antics. You're just like Johnny Walker and Jack Daniels. Wild Turkeys.

***derisive snort***

Silent Rob said:

Wait...

...are you working for the Man, Gilroy Cullen?

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If he's a prizefighter with a fist the size of an overgrown Durian fruit, and his boss is a senator we can easily visualize....


then yes. And we should give him a tip and encourage him to use both fists and act like Gandalf in Moria.

Silent Rob said:

He should start throwing dwarves?

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Actually, to be gramatically correct, I believe the plural is 'Dwarros'.



My Dwarvish to Elvish to American travel dictionary is still on Captain Morgan's ship, so....

Silent Rob said:

...time to walk the plank!

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Oh. Right. Take the Captain's side, you wanker.

***pulls out abacus, begins to add up Silent's tab...silently***

cray said:

gil SEE-la nah loo go-VAH-dead.

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Silent Rob said:

That's klingon, doofus.

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If it were Klingon it would have had a 'hissing spit' at the end 'gil SEE-la na loo go-VAH-dead pftissssss-PTAH!'




If you notice, not one single speck of saliva came out of Cray's mouth.