Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Haggis · Sep 16, 2012

Watch out Angie and Gail. Reg is in a bad shmood.

Angie · Sep 16, 2012

What?? It's usually cray that cries, and that's why it's hilarious.

Sheesh.

:tongue

Angie · Sep 16, 2012

GailD said:
I thought that was a shmoo.

CassandraW · Sep 16, 2012

*slithers off to P&CE where it's safer and friendlier*

Diana W. · Sep 16, 2012

Is someone opening a can of worms?

Angie · Sep 16, 2012

Pff. The lid's been off that can in here for a LONG time. That's where the smell comes from...

GailD · Sep 16, 2012

Haggis said:
Watch out Angie and Gail. Reg is in a bad shmood.

You just couldn't look into those little eyes and hurt it, eh Reg?

regdog · Sep 16, 2012

Of course I could.

Haggis · Sep 16, 2012

GailD said:
You just couldn't look into those little eyes and hurt it, eh Reg?

regdog said:
Of course I could.

How long have you been here, Gail? Reg has no soul. She's shmoo Lassie, I tell ya.

Angie · Sep 16, 2012

Haggis said:
She's shmoo Lassie, I tell ya.

And what, pray tell, is a schmoo Lassie?

Haggis · Sep 16, 2012

Angie said:
And what, pray tell, is a schmoo Lassie?

It looks very much like a can opener.

TedTheewen · Sep 16, 2012

I keep thinking of this as a schmoo.

Haggis · Sep 16, 2012

TedTheewen said:
I keep thinking of this as a schmoo.

That would be the original shmoo, yes. Al Capp was a genius.

TedTheewen · Sep 16, 2012

I seem to recall a cartoon when I was a kid with Schmoo.

Haggis · Sep 16, 2012

Indeed. That would be Li'l Abner. Excellent stuff.

TedTheewen · Sep 16, 2012

This is what I remember, but I seem to recall a cartoon on television even older. Oh well. 1979 was a bad year for me. I was 8 years old and not doing so well.

Haggis · Sep 16, 2012

TedTheewen said:
This is what I remember, but I seem to recall a cartoon on television even older. Oh well. 1979 was a bad year for me. I was 8 years old and not doing so well.

Oh, Ted. That's...that's just so wrong.

Here are the real shmoon. Wonderful critters. Delicious too.

Angie · Sep 16, 2012

I prefer mine fried.

Meerkat · Sep 16, 2012

Hi Cabbies!

Wow, we're up to 24084! That's great.

Well, 's been a long night, and tomorrow's a work day, so g'nite now....

Haggis · Sep 16, 2012

Angie said:
I prefer mine fried.

Fried's good. Or any other way, for that matter.

Angie · Sep 16, 2012

True, Pup. Nice avatar, by the way.

'Nite, Meerkat!

TedTheewen · Sep 16, 2012

They reproduce asexually and are incredibly prolific, multiplying exponentially faster than rabbits. They require no sustenance other than air.
Shmoos are delicious to eat, and are eager to be eaten. If a human looks at one hungrily, it will happily immolate itself — either by jumping into a frying pan, after which they taste like chicken, or into a broiling pan, after which they taste like steak. When roasted they taste like pork, and when baked they taste like catfish. (Raw, they taste like oysters on the half-shell.)

My mind is taking this to a very bad direction.

Haggis · Sep 16, 2012

TedTheewen said:
My mind is taking this to a very bad direction.

Ew.

Yeah, maybe we should change the topic.

Haggis · Sep 16, 2012

Angie said:
True, Pup. Nice avatar, by the way.

'Nite, Meerkat!

Thanks. I thought you might like itl

TedTheewen · Sep 16, 2012

Haggis said:
Ew.

Yeah, maybe we should change the topic.

Are you sure about that?

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