Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

swachski said:

*looks at Cass'ses's axes'ses...*


Are those cray's fingers?

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Pfft. I wouldn't dream of sullying good scotch with Cray's fingers. Cray's fingers are marinating in a bottle of Wild Turkey on the bar.

cray doesn't have fingers. So those aren't his fingers, yo.

They are his, though.

Silent Rob said:

cray doesn't have fingers. So those aren't his fingers, yo.

They are his, though.

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*shakes bottle; holds it up to light*

Huh. I thought it was odd they were so small and so oddly shaped.

CassandraW said:

*shakes bottle; holds it up to light*

Huh. I thought it was odd they were so small and so oddly shaped.

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Knowing cray,

I'm surprised there was more than one finger.

I think it's a pickled pip.

Ew.

swachski said:

I think it's a pickled pip.

Ew.

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*holds bottle up to light again*

Hmmm. You might be right. I'd been thinking this wee bit here was a pinkie finger, but it's much too small.

We used to have a microscope around here somewhere...

Yeah, I think Jaycinth hocked it for some Jameson.

Yeah I saw that episode.

Worst Pawn Stars ever.

Meerkat said:

Yeah I saw that episode.

Worst Pawn Stars ever.

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Oh, I don't know. That bit where Jay smashed the microscope over the old guy's head was all right. And she did get her Jameson in the end.

which end?

PorterStarrByrd said:

which end?

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oh, that's offensive.

*reports post*

Meerkat said:

Yeah I saw that episode.

Worst Pawn Stars ever.

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CassandraW said:

*holds bottle up to light again*

Hmmm. You might be right. I'd been thinking this wee bit here was a pinkie finger, but it's much too small.

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pips shrink when submersed. Then they're called pipsqueaks.

swachski said:

pips shrink when submersed. Then they're called pipsqueaks.

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Cray did squeak when I cut it off...

CassandraW said:

Oh, I don't know. That bit where Jay smashed the microscope over the old guy's head was all right. And she did get her Jameson in the end.

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Yeah, and the bit where she paraded through the store hollering 'In your face!' WHILE giving the stupid kid nugies was pretty sweet, too.

CassandraW said:

Cray did squeak when I cut it off...

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

Cass, did you get those axes from Lorena Bobbit, by chance?

jaycinth, will you be a doll and smite everyone here for me while i continue packing up my stuff?

cray said:

jaycinth, will you be a doll and smite everyone here for me while i continue packing up my stuff?

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Pffft. Like Jaycinth would be caught dead doing favors for a pip-headed, red-diapered db.

*opens bottle of Jameson; hands it to Jaycinth*

watch it, new girl. jaycinth and i go way back. way back.

I remember the way back machine !!

cray said:

watch it, new girl. jaycinth and i go way back. way back.

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You mean like you and Haggis do? And you and Reg? And you and Angie?



That reminds me. Haggis? Weren't you going to shmoo Cray? Not that I'm nagging, of course. I just do so love to watch you work.

cray said:

watch it, new girl. jaycinth and i go way back. way back.

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Pfffft.

Newbie.