Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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An undead chihuey , a meerkat and a battery were in a pub talking about their children.

'My son was born on St George's Day, 'remarked the undead chihuey, 'So we obviously decided to call him George.'

'That's a real coincidence', observed the meerkat', My daughter was born on Valentine's Day, so we decided to call her Valentine.'

'That's really incredible', drawled the battery, 'Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.'

Honestly it's just too early here - I don't get it :/
 

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it's reg's bday?


oh man,...i better get her a present....but what?,.......






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:idea:










:e2moon:







you're welcome.
 

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it's reg's bday?


oh man,...i better get her a present....but what?,.......






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...........


:idea:










:e2moon:







you're welcome.


Stop regifting!




Happy Birthday,Reg!
 

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it's the gift the that keeps on giving.

*turns around. flexes glutes*



POW!








eta: g'day pd.
go back to bed.
 

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*Pokes head in*

Did somebody mention pancakes???

*Looks around for Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth*
 

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Happy birthday Reg on a day when an impolite groundhog was eating my garden without an invitation and was not interested in sharing so I set a snare to remove him from impolite society and it worked right where I set it right below the laundry room window and it worked right as I started drying my underwear but the groundhog hired a proxy which was not happy with the job and was black with a white stripe and complained loudly and did something which room freshener has about a much a chance of overcoming as a watermelon has of catching a ride home after a picnic in July so the air going into my dryer is different than it usually is so I might need to use some deodorant for a couple of weeks after they are finished and I can put them on before I go out and wash the house with tomato juice because
 

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well,....

*checks reps*


almost.





some of these reps indicate my arse is worth quite a lot.















*runs*
 

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Haggis and the birthday girl were trying to balance the Moderator books for the month.

Haggis: "Hey CPA, get in here!"

Reg: "Yo, Chi-ho?"

Haggis: "Suppose I gave you $24,000, with a discount of 14%. How much would you take off?"

Reg thought a moment, and finally said: "Everything except my earrings."
 
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