Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

she has a *covers kelly's ears* shitty user title for one.....

cray said:

she has a *covers kelly's ears* shitty user title for one.....

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GGAAAHHHHH!!

*assails cray*

i'm not even going to google 'assails'


.....that's totally haaawwt!

Holy moses...
those are cold hands,

They're like stirrup cold.

cray said:

she has a *covers kelly's ears* shitty user title for one.....

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*reports post*

Cella said:

GGAAAHHHHH!!

*assails cray*

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*reports post*

cray said:

i'm not even going to google 'assails'


.....that's totally haaawwt!

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So this is what happens when natural selection goes wrong.

Assails?



Where does the mast go? And how do you keep the boom from slapping where it oughtn't slap?

BigWords said:

Assails?



Where does the mast go? And how do you keep the boom from slapping where it oughtn't slap?

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oh, that's offensive.

*reports post*

BigWords said:

how do you keep the boom from slapping where it oughtn't slap?

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It's funny, Angie -- I thought the mast comment was mildly more disgusting than the boom comment. Not that the boom comment wasn't also disgusting.

We might need pictures of assails... Or not.

CassandraW said:

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So this is what happens when natural selection goes wrong.

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It took you this long to figure that out???!!!

*Cass is confused. It's okay Cass, you'll make it back to us

BigWords said:

We might need pictures of assails... Or not.

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KellyAssauer said:

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That snail obviously has an outboard motor and not an assail.

Though it does raise the question of why it might want to be near anything salty...

*reports own post*

CassandraW said:

You can borrow my exes if you want.

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FIFY

Well, duh. I'm done with the exes. ToT can keep them and do what she likes with them.

Now the axes -- those I want back.

BigWords said:

That snail obviously has an outboard motor and not an assail.

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omg, you said assail and not snail?
Must be your accent,
is so my bad.



Here's the kind of assailing I did in college:

Quick shout from the wilderness that is called Indiana where I came after my last lobster roll and might be experiencing my firstcorn hole since I have learned the name of more sheriffs in the past week than I did in the sixtieswatching television even though they did make me me jettison my garrote and my knife and my gun at the airport in Portland so that now I have lots of new friends or maybe just friends or maybe more people know me depending on whoses story ypu be;live in what I am not spelling checking since it is hard to do that and keep looking over my shoulder because

Making new friends is an important part of travel.

NinaK said:

Making new friends is an important part of travel.

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Indeed it is.

But it's a shame the TSA took all his souvenirs. And while I can't quite follow what they did to his cornhole, it sounds rather extreme.

That's disgusting.

NinaK said:

Making new friends is an important part of travel.

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Nina has friends?

CassandraW said:

And while I can't quite follow what they did to his cornhole, it sounds rather extreme.

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Well, that's what he gets for visiting Indiana.

Angie said:

Well, that's what he gets for visiting Indiana.

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Imagine if he'd gone to Iowa.

No kidd--

HEY!!!

I heard in Iowa they even make you leave your haiku at the airport.