Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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But I know one of the authors in the anthology and if I have his book doesn't that make me important by proxy?

Ha! I'm all super important, too. Should I wait to read it on my train trip to see my folks in a couple weeks, or add it to my current "things to help me procrastinate" list?
 

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Hey everyone! Wanna hear a funny battery joke?

Reg, maybe we should just...put her down. That might be the most merciful thing at this point. For us, anyway.
 

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Hey everyone! Wanna hear a funny battery joke?


Sure


Ha! I'm all super important, too. Should I wait to read it on my train trip to see my folks in a couple weeks, or add it to my current "things to help me procrastinate" list?

Things to procrastinate.
 

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Reg, maybe we should just...put her down. That might be the most merciful thing at this point. For us, anyway.

Nah, not until we hear the battery joke. We always up for battery mocking.
 

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Nah, not until we hear the battery joke. We always up for battery mocking.

Yeah, but I have this terrible feeling it WON'T be mocking. Judging from her recent posts, it'll be more like:

Knock, knock.
Who's there.
A really awesome huge battery!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

And I couldn't bear that.
 

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Yeah, but I have this terrible feeling it WON'T be mocking. Judging from her recent posts, it'll be more like:

Knock, knock.
Who's there.
A really awesome huge battery!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

And I couldn't bear that.

Ya got me!

That was it!




Exactly. It.

*blows razzberry*
 

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Dang Cella, I was waiting for a good battery mocking
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Rob, Gilroy and cray were on death row waiting to go in the electric chair.
Rob was brought forward first. "Do you have anything you want to say?" asked Haggis the executioner, strapping him in. "No," replied Rob. Haggis flicked the switch and nothing happened. Under this particular State's law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner is to be released, so Rob was released.


Then Gilroy was brought forward. "Do you have anything you want to say?" "No, just get on with it." Haggis flicked the switch, and again nothing happened, so Gilroy was released.


Then cray was brought forward. "Do you have anything you want to say?" asked Haggis. "Yes," replied cray. "If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might make this thing work."
 
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Cass, okay


Cella :ROFL:
 

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*gives cella a 'reprieve.'*

why am i so hungry now?





*falls asleep*
 

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I'm sorry cray. I just couldn't wear it any more.
 
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