Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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She slammed her moobs in the trunk.
 
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Oh, wait...that was Cray's concussion. I guess I got confused somehow.
 

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If it's so easy to fix things around here, can anybody explain haggis?
 

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No, not in a million years.
 

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*checks haggis*

Nope, I think you missed one.

*disinfects self*
 

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:eek: Kelly fixed Haggis???


That doll has bawls!!

What? She'll be fixing Cray next.


:roll:


Er... nice collection you got there, Kelly.
 

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Silent Rob just told me something interesting, you guys...

He was in the big city and needed a cab. Just as he stepped to the curb and raised his hand, a cab squeeled to a stop. As he got in, the driver, who looked a great deal like one of those Chihuey dogs, said "you're just like Cray!"

"Who?" asked Silent Rob.

"Cray," said Haggis--I mean said the cab driver.

"What on earth are you talking about?" says SR.

"When you needed a cab, one appeared, immediately. That happened for Cray, all the time. If he needed a seat in a restaurant, they had one. If he needed a movie ticket, there was no line."

"That seems impossible..." SR muttered.

"No wait, there's more," said Hag--said the cabbie. "If Cray ever drove, there were no traffic jams, and he knew all the shortcuts. If he played a sport or a card game, he always won. He could sing the best songs, tell the best jokes, and let me tell you, let's just say he knew how to treat a lady..."

"Cray sounds like a remarkable guy," said Silent Rob. "How'd you meet him?"

"Oh, I never actually met him," said Haggis. "He died, and I married his wife."
 

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Silent Rob just told me something interesting, you guys...

He was in the big city and needed a cab. Just as he stepped to the curb and raised his hand, a cab squeeled to a stop. As he got in, the driver, who looked a great deal like one of those Chihuey dogs, said "you're just like Cray!"

"Who?" asked Silent Rob.

"Cray," said Haggis--I mean said the cab driver.

"What on earth are you talking about?" says SR.

"When you needed a cab, one appeared, immediately. That happened for Cray, all the time. If he needed a seat in a restaurant, they had one. If he needed a movie ticket, there was no line."

"That seems impossible..." SR muttered.

"No wait, there's more," said Hag--said the cabbie. "If Cray ever drove, there were no traffic jams, and he knew all the shortcuts. If he played a sport or a card game, he always won. He could sing the best songs, tell the best jokes, and let me tell you, let's just say he knew how to treat a lady..."

"Cray sounds like a remarkable guy," said Silent Rob. "How'd you meet him?"

"Oh, I never actually met him," said Haggis. "He died, and I married his wife."

:roll:

But wait...haggis is married to Justin Bieber!?
 

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It's the whole 'Haggis' + 'married' thing I can't get over!
 

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well get over it, honey.
he'll never be yours.






btw, i'm working on anew user title for you.
 

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It's the whole 'Haggis' + 'married' thing I can't get over!


Hands off, she-devil. He's mine.

Or was mine.

Or will be mine.

Can't quite recall.



Anyway, you are obviously Cray's. And he's married. So any way you look at it, you're a hussy.
 

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Oooooh, someone called Cella a bad name.

*eats popcorn and watches things unfold*
 

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well get over it, honey.
he'll never be yours.



:cry:

cray said:
btw, i'm working on anew user title for you.
YOU?!
*points*

I thought I felt something different under my username.

Hands off, she-devil. He's mine.

Or was mine.

Or will be mine.

Can't quite recall.



Anyway, you are obviously Cray's. And he's married. So any way you look at it, you're a hussy.
Hey! I'm obviously married, too! Now who's the hussy, huh? Huh?!









:D
 

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Cray, you could always just keep it simple and leave it at "user."
 
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