Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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i have until 9pm tonight 'til she arrives in PA.






my blood pressure is only slightly elevated at this point.
 

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A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” that ate things. The first little boy said, "Alligator."
"Very good Haggis, that's a big word."
The second boy said, "Predator."
“Yes, that's another big word Rob, Very well done."
Little cray says, "Vibrator."
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word
cray, but it doesn't eat anything."
“Well my mother has one and she says it eats f%^$ing batteries like there's no tomorrow!"
 

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A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” that ate things. The first little boy said, "Alligator."
"Very good Haggis, that's a big word."
The second boy said, "Predator."
“Yes, that's another big word Rob, Very well done."
Little cray says, "Vibrator."
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word
cray, but it doesn't eat anything."
“Well my mother has one and she says it eats f%^$ing batteries like there's no tomorrow!"

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anybody got a towel?

I'll use it, use it on Cray's shoes, then fold it up nicely for him and put it next to his sink.
 

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that didn't happen.

you can't prove anything.
 

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It made him fall of his bike yesterday!

WTF! umm... the new WTF! :D
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