Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

See that, Jay? You called for crass and robeiaieia showed up. What are the odds?

3:2

Jaycinth said:

Cella, I saw the reppie.

It's the asbestos talking. I understand.

Just go guzzle a case or two of Dom Perignon. It'll wash the crap right out of your system and have you perky and chipper in two flicks of a monkey's tail.

by jinky!

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do you mean like..proverbial crap or like...actual crap.

Cuz I'll only talk about one of them.

robeiae said:

3:2

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That high? I was thinking only 1:1. You are more crass than I gave you credit for. My apologies.

The Cabaretians have voted to have "Dress Like Cray Day". I'm boycotting because I don't want to take off my leg warmers.

If I were you, I'd run. I don't want to see what they'll do to Mac and Kara.

"Dress Like a Cray Day"? Is personal hygiene a consideration, as well? Because I'm not willing to go a month without showering...

Also, shouldn't everybody look like this: http://lolqueenz.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/disgusting.jpg

So that's what that smell was.

Strolls through the olfactry jungle that overgrown in the caberet.

What died?

Robeiae, apparently.

Or maybe that was just a dream I had. A wonderful, wonderful dream...

hmmm ... respite from the heat of the day. I'ts back down to ten below.

Robeiae ...? No he'd smell better, kind of grassy, like alfalfa maybe.

It's something much more repulsive. Kind of an acid smell maybe.

Do we know the same Robeiae?

robeiae said:

Also, shouldn't everybody look like this: http://lolqueenz.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/disgusting.jpg

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That's hot...

kayleamay said:

Cella? Cella, can you hear me? It's me, Kaylea! Remember me? We used to make secret soda and tell jokes about cray behind his back? Or, it might have been in front of his back, or in front of his front. It's hard to tell what you're looking at with cylinders.

Cella?


CELLA?


I don't think she can hear me. Is this thing on?

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How do you DO that?!


Slip a post waaaay back in the thread like that and make me think I like didn't read everything and had missed it? That's a cooool trick I'd like to learn...


so...what's up?!

*pours secret soda for KLM on MLK (jr? I think it's jr...) Day*

Del, regarding your rep regarding this post:

Cella said:

That's hot...

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Yes, perhaps you're onto something here... It's really more handy than it is hot.

what's that you say? Oh, I like the setting particularly. It's roomy, done in earth-tones and clean...ish.

It's art, really.


who brought this here? Robeieaeia? Thank you. Thank you for warming my heart during the winter of my life.

you're a real pal.

It would be practical...I mean, being your own proctologist and all. Think of the money you'd save.

Some of you may have noticed I was gone a bit last week .. determined to push my genealogy project on a little Farther. I'm afraid i pushed it over the edge with the discovery of Crater Byrd (1828-1906). Disappeared in San Franciso during the earthquake. Though some say he caused it, others just shake their heads and say his demise justified it.


In either case, discovery of him in my tree has made abandon a 40 year project. I may or may not ever be able to post here again.

Oh the shame ...

PorterStarrByrd said:

In either case, discovery of him in my tree has made abandon a 40 year project. I may or may not ever be able to post here again.

Oh the shame ...

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That's ok Porter. We all have skeletons in our closets.

But for the most part, they aren't leftover victims from a psychopathic relative.

Except for Haggis. His tree was likely outa their tree.

What happens when all the skeletons come out of the closet?

Silent Rob said:

What happens when all the skeletons come out of the closet?

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Orgy?

Silent Rob said:

What happens when all the skeletons come out of the closet?

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It's kind of like the Clown volkswagon ... but sort of a 'dunkel grauen' version

You people are weird.

Check the mirror

checking the avatars, I'm tempted to ask if this site is anchored in Arkansas

So was it the drakkan noir that did it for you guys?