see! gah!
that's why i really wish there was video of me falling off'n my bike!
sorry, cella.
that's why i really wish there was video of me falling off'n my bike!
sorry, cella.
You've earned a few Reese's buttercups and a Juicy Juice.I always found Wednesdays to be particularly funny, myself..
Eta:
In other news, I just ran a marathon.
Well, not a marathon per se, but like around the path a couple times, pushing a broken jogging stroller with 2 kids in it, with frequent stops for dropped soppy cups and goldfish containers and blankets dragging through the goose poo,while they may or may not have been screaming for their lives because I got the awesome new earbuds that very effectively block out all noise.
Anyway,... I'm bushed.
Jason?-20 (farenheit) again ... It's warmed up to 6 today so I went out and chopped some kindling once the axe thawed out
What I heard:monday's are funny too.
check it...
so, once a week i use the rollers to do my bike training. rollers are like a treadmill for your bike. today was my day.
i’m in my office, pedaling away at a pretty high speed since there is no real resistance. door closed. i have the rollers set up in from of a computer and i’m watching a movie at the same time. yea me! fun fun!! oh, in case you are worried about my safety, i pull the treadmill up to one side of me in case i need to grab onto something. i’m going about 22mph – pretty high cadence too. pedaling like mad.
what the???? out of the corner of my eye i see a nice yanno,…arse that is not attached to my lovely bride walk by my office door.
ah ha….i remembered that cray jr. is having a kid come over to play with and this must be the mom dropping him off. she’s in the dining room talking to mrs. cray.
now i’m on high alert. right? like a douchebag, i crank it up a notch.
come on, i know you’d do the same. hell, if i wasn’t on the bike rollers i would had done a handstand and walked around on my hands.
so at this point i’m doing 25mph, sweating my bingos off, trying to stay on the gd rollers, and watching a movie. in addition, now i’m straining my body forward trying to see out of my office to get a look at the nice butt that just walked past my office.
i know what you are thinking but it wasn’t the nice butt that got me! well, not exactly.
it was the sweat. that extra bit of effort made extra sweat. dern. a single bead of which went into my eyes. fark.
without proper preparation i went to wipe the sweat out of my eye, my front wheel drifted left and ever so gingerly kissed the edge of the roller….
that was pretty much the last thing i remember.
oh, i guess i do remember the very funny moan i let out as i tumbled to the floor . i wish i had the whole thing on tape.
good news though….
no one saw me or heard me. i guess the volume of the movie was loud enough where they just didn’t hear me. lord knows how that happened.
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Thanks, Angie. I thought the same thing. Other countries barter.Sounds like a perfectly reasonable deal to me...
Ah! Thanks, Rob. I'll call him back and let him know about my services.Aloicious is a bidge. Everybody knows that. You should talk to Helmut instead, tot.
Ah! Thanks, Rob. I'll call him back and let him know about my services.
*doesn't really know what a 'bidge' is, but I trust Rob and it doesn't sound good.*
she offered to talk to helmut, rob, and that's when aloicious hung up.
duh.
Well, Rob would know...
There should be a 'hung' in there somewhere, I think.
Why does procrastination start with "pro"?