Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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He won't have pon farr though - he'll be back in no time.

Cray's a pond fart?

Oh. Wait a second. That's awfully insulting to pond scum. I need to think of a better insult to describe cray.

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Ah, yes. Two simple words:

Phillies fan.
 

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har har
har dee har har











*clips leash onto cella*

come on, it's time for your walk.
 

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are you gonna choke me a little?

















pleeease?
 

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Oh please. I was being generous, cray. I could have called you a Detroit fan.
 

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We should have Data points. 100 Data points equaling a Full Picard. :D

Hey, you could make an Enterprise out of that idea. You should LaForge ahead. I'll be your first Betazoid tester.

Why? I think this is an area where No One Has Gone Before. It could be a real Crusher.

Cray is all Warped about it, but he's just going through a Phaser. He wants to Klingon to his old ideas.

Cray is just being Tribble as usual.

He's the real McCoy, that's for sure.

Did we break cray? Cause that would be a Vulcan shame.

I exSpocked more from you people than these appalling puns. Where's your Enterprise?

Don't worry. I've got lots more appalling puns to Chekov my list.

Uhura up and post them! The Kirkier the better, as far as I'm concerned.

Whatsamatter, Cray? Kahn't you come up with any Star Trek puns?

Calm down. A couple Dilithium will Transport you off to a Neutral Zone.

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That's the wrong attitude! If at first you don't succeed, Troi, Troi again.

Stop talking oo-mox. :tongue

Quite right. Beaming and transporting are both hurtful and directionally incorrect.



Let's cut'em.

For that obscure reference, I Sulu-te you.

Oh come on, cray. Drop your Deflector Shields a little.

I think you and cray are playing with a Holodeck.

It's a Worful thought, but I'm beginning to think Cray and Nina don't Riker us no more. :(

Well, I don't blame them. It's hard keeping up with the Cardassians.

*sings*

Ferengi-thing they can do, we can do better. We can do Ferengi-thing better than they.

If you need me I'll be in the Chapel. :e2brows:

Where you will be assimilated, I presume. You must have been Borg to run.

Bingo? I would have thought Dominion-oes.

He can't hear you, Roger -- he's long Gorn.

Well, that's my Q. Making up puns can be a Bajor pain sometimes, and since my day's over, I'm going Away, Team.




cray, stop beaming!

He won't have pon farr though - he'll be back in no time.

:Clap:

Sorry if I missed some. Kudos from the Cantina.

We're ahead of you jokers by several pages though :tongue ;)

*runs*
 

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Pssst...I think there's a new girl in the Cabbie.
 
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